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From the Impact! Zone in Orlando, FL, TNA Impact is LIVE-ish. We start out with a video review package from Final Resolution chock full of highlights including Suicide’s debut, Angle vs. Rhino with Al Snow, the Feast or Fired match and the Eight-Man Tag main event before we hit the open. Tenay promises the fallout and aftermath of Final Resolution and gives us one of the matches for tonight, featuring Abyss vs. James Storm in a Beer Bottle on a Pole Match. VINNY RU~! West promises that we’ll see the final three Feast or Fired cases opened tonight as well.

The familiar music hits and the Main Event Mafia are in the ring with Kurt Angle at the helm with a microphone. Angle says that things went exactly the way they said it would. He says that he has Jeff Jarrett at Genesis and that he beat Mick Foley at his own game at Final Resolution. He says that over two years ago he signed a deal with TNA and he was happy to leave his former employers. He came to TNA with illusions of grandeur and the idea that he would take this company to the top. He says that he did everything to make it work, but the inevitable happened and that the more press that Angle got, Jarrett got more and more jealous. Angle claims he was making money for Jarrett and says that the more popular he became with the fans, the more Jarrett tried to pull him down. He says he hates Jarrett more than any other boss he’s worked for before (we know who he’s talking about). He claims that Jarrett tried to kill his TNA career without knowing that he’d finally have to face Angle someday. Angle’s never been more focused and he feels nothing, his heart is calloused and he’s cold. He feels nothing for Jarrett and nothing for his three little children, promising that nothing good will come out of their match. He wishes Jarrett a Merry Christmas and tells him to buy some wonderful gifts for his daughters so they can remember him forever.

Music hits over the PA system and HERE COMES AJ STYLES WITH A MIC!! Styles stays up on the ramp and says that Kurt is a “bleeeeep”. He promises that at Genesis, Jarrett’s going to prove what kind of man and leader he is and that he’s going to make an example of Kurt Angle. Styles says he’s not out to talk to Angle, he’s out to talk to Sting. He talks about how Sting has been talking about respect, honor and doing things the right way, assuming that he was talking about himself. He asks Sting how he could accept the victory at Final Resolution when he knows that Samoa Joe had him beat in front of the whole world. Styles says he can go home to his wife and kids and look them in the eyes knowing that he did things in the ring the right way before asking Sting if he can do the same. Before he can finish, Angle tells him to shut up and calls him a punk. He says that Sting has done more in two years in TNA than Styles will do in a lifetime. Angle says that if Styles has any balls he’ll come down the ramp and confront Sting man-to-man. Styles agrees and tells the rest of the MEM to split because this is between him and Sting.

Sting throws down the belt and opens up his suit jacket as Styles reads him a RIOT ACT!! Right hand from Sting and a HUGE RIGHT FROM STYLES!! HERE’S THE MAFIA AND HERE’S THE BEATDOWN!! DOWN THE RAMP COMES THE FRONTLINE!! SAMOA JOE, RHINO, ERIC YOUNG, TEAM 3D CLEAR THE RING!! Angle gets back on the mic and says that if they want a war, they’ve got it and that someone from the Frontline is going to be eliminated for good by the end of the night.

We head to the back with JB and he’s got Jeff Jarrett and Mick Foley with him. He asks Jarrett about the match with Angle at Genesis and Jarrett says it is what it is and Angle got one over on them. JB asks how he’ll balance being Jeff Jarrett, TNA founder and Jeff Jarrett, TNA wrestler. Jarrett says that he’s not and from this point on, he’s King of the Mountain and a full-on TNA wrestler. He tells Foley that he’s in charge for the time being and Foley says that he’s going to visit the Main Event Mafia as his first order of business. Jarrett tells Foley that he’s got all the stroke in TNA now.

Back from the break Tenay and West talk about how we’re going to hear about what will happen with Homicide, Hernandez and Curry Man and their briefcases before they touch on the controversy of the X Division Title match and that Jim Cornette has decided that there’s a tournament for a new X Division champion and that it’s going to start tonight with Eric Young against Shiek Abdul Bashir and Alex Shelley against Black Machismo. He throws it to Lauren in the back with the Motor City Machine Guns. She calls them targets and Shelley says she’s a master at stating the obvious and that they are targets because they tell the truth. He brings up the attack by Suicide, wondering if they need a good cheat code to stop him, which is an awesome line. He says that they’ll make the best of the bad situation and that he’s going to make it his personal quest to win that X Division Championship because Detroit needs heroes.

Match One: X Division Championship Tournament Quarterfinal
Sheik Abdul Bashir vs. Eric Young

Bashir comes out with the bloody headdress that he used in his attack on referee Shane Sewell at Final Resolution. We start out quick with Young getting the best of Bashir with a hip toss and a bodyslam, getting a two-count off of each. Lockup and Bashir pushes Young into the corner, faking a clrean break and hitting a cheap kick to the gut before chopping Young and sending him into the corner. Young over the top of Bashir and he hits an inverted atomic drop before coming off the ropes with a flying forearm. Irish whip from Young into the corner and his misses a splash ending up on the top turnbuckle. Bashir kicks him in the gut, crotching Young on the top rope before mounting him for a flurry of big punches. Bashir mocks Young and drops him with a HUGE right hand, getting a two-count before moving to a reverse chinlock. Young tries to elbow out of it but takes a forearm to the back followed by a big bodyslam. Bashir hits the second rope and comes off with a fist, but Young gets a boot up into his face. Bashir charges and Young moves out of the way, forcing Bashir to eat turnbuckle. Young with right hands and he whips Bashir into the corner, catching Bashir with a big discus clothesline for a two-count. Young with a whip into the buckle and a charge, but Bashir gets his knees up into Young’s face. Bashir to the second rope again and hecomes off with a splash attempt, but Young catches him and hits a Death Valley Driver. Young to the top rope but he MISSES THE ELBOWDROP!! Bashir gets in Earl Hebner’s face and they work the Triple H spot where Hebner shoves back on Bashir. Bashir pushes Hebner down from behind and after a scramble he gets put over with a bridging suplex!! HEBNER WITH THE COUNT!! 1-2-3!!! YOUNG ADVANCES!!

Winner: Eric Young (pinfall, suplex into a bridge)

Random Impact Observation #1: That earring that Bashir was wearing made him look more like a pirate than a Sheik. Just saying.

Lauren’s in the back in the TNA Frontline locker room and Team 3D is addressing the troops, saying that they’re proud to be with them and that they’re all warriors. Brother Ray calls them the last of the old-school tough guys and the future of the business and that anytime, anywhere they’ll have the Frontline’s back. He says that Angle’s planning on taking one of them out, but they’re going to take the fight to the MEM instead of waiting for bad news. He asks ODB if she’s going to pass her flask and takes a big snooch off of it, coughing like Ralph Furley afterwards. He goes back to the pep talk, saying that he’s going out there right now and that he’s going to make Kurt Angle an offer he can’t refuse.

After a commercial, JB is in the back with a TNA Mobile exclusive bulletin. Of course, he doesn’t tell us what it is, except to say that he’s going to tell us who Jay Lethal has chosen as his partner for his TNA Tag Team Title shot and that there is some scandalous news that we can only get by calling the WCW Hotli…I mean by texting to TNA Mobile. He catches Mick Foley coming out of the MEM locker room and it looks like he’s had a lot of fun with them as he’s laughing and they’re all happy. He says that they’re a good bunch of guys and a little misunderstood. He says that he was too busy reminiscing about old times to know what was going on, but that he’s glad he got the chance to catch up with those guys about good times.

Further in the back, Lauren is with the Beautiful People and “Sarah Palin” and they say that everyone is jealous because they’re hanging with “royalty”. The blond, big titty one with the crown says that Palin is considering them for their cabinet, but that they’ll have to change the way they dress unless they want to give the entire Senate heart attacks. She’s brought suits from her own wardrobe and she’s going to give makeovers to the both of them.

Random Commercial Observation #1: The new Geico googly-eyed money stack is actually MORE annoying than the stupid little lizard, something I NEVER thought would be possible.

Random Commercial Observation #2: As shitty as the movie may turn out to be, The Day The Earth Stood Still looks pretty kickass in the trailer. If I have ten bucks free, I’d definitely go to check it out

Back from the break, we get a hype video for Brutus Magnus and he’s coming to TNA soon!!

Match Two: X Division Championship Tournament Quarterfinal
Alex Shelley w/Chris Sabin vs. “Black Machismo” Jay Lethal

Lethal’s got the briefcase with him that has the TNA Tag Team Title shot, though I have to wonder how smart it is to bring it around the MCMG’s. Shelley attacks before the bell, kicking Lethal down in the corner before picking him up by the hairs on his chinny-chin-chin. Lethal fires back with some Macho Jabs and when Shelley tries a whip into the ropes, he handsprings off of them into a back elbow. Lethal finally gets to take his ring jacket off and picks Shelley up for a big right hand into a side headlock. Lethal flips over Shelley’s back as Shelley tries an atomic drop, forcing Shelley into the ropes with a Full Nelson. Lethal runs the ropes, but Shelley follows him with a big kick. Shelley ends up on the receiving end of the same thing and Lethal gets a two-count before heading up top. Sabin ends up on the apron and Lethal comes off the top rope with a double axehandle to send Sabin to the floor. Shelley with a shot from behind and an Irish whip, but Lethal goes THROUGH THE ROPES AND DIVES ONTO SABIN!! Shelley waves Lethal into the ring and charges, but Lethal hits him with a shoulderblock, knocking Shelley backwards. As Lethal tries to get into the ring, Shelley kicks the middle rope, hitting Lethal square in the balls. Shelley picks him up and hits the KRYPTONITE KRUNCH FOR THE THREE-COUNT!! Sabin comes into the ring holding his head to give Shelley a huge bro-hug after the match.

Winner: Alex Shelley (pinfall, Kryptonite Krunch)

After the celebrating is done, Sabin has a microphone and he calls out Mick Foley, saying that they’re actually going to give him some props for doing something that the TNA Knockouts haven’t been able to do for months by screwing the MCMG’s. Sabin says that they gave him a chance to come out and fix it and give them what they won and deserve. They want the briefcase with the TNA Tag Title shot in it and that they’re kind, handsome, polite and gentle men from Detroit so they’ll give him one more chance to waddle down and fix it. He promises that if they have to go back there to find him to fix it, Foley won’t like what’s going to happen. The lights go down and HERE COMES SUICIDE AGAIN!!! SUICIDE TAKES SHELLEY AND SABIN DOWN!! RIGHT HANDS FOR SHELLEY!! INVERTED ATOMIC DROP FOR SABIN!! DOUBLE-IRISH WHIP AND HE DROPKICKS SABIN INTO SHELLEY!! SUICIDE HITS A FLIP POWERBOMB ON SABIN!! Tenay calls it the DOA and says it’s from the TNA Impact! videogame as Sabin is folded in the corner like the laundry.

Random Commercial Observation #3: Since Brendan Fraser hit it big with the first Mummy movie, it seems like he’s just making variations of the same flick over and over again. Don’t get me wrong, he’s got his niche, it just seems like he’s not even trying anymore. I can’t wait for the next one… Mummies At The Mall~!

Random Commercial Observation #4: That father from the OoVoo commercial has to be the ugliest motherfucker alive. Seriously, I can suspend my disbelief with the best of them, but to assume that that cute little girl came out of the balls of that troll is too much for even me to swallow.

Lauren is in the back with Abyss and Matt Morgan and she asks about Abyss’ chance for revenge on James Storm. Morgan interrupts and asks how many times Abyss is going to fall into their traps week after week. Morgan asks when Abyss turned into a drinker and Abyss says that they told him that they’d introduce him to Quagmire and the rest of the crew and Morgan tries to tell him that it’s a TV show and they’re not real. Morgan takes a breather before he has a stroke and tells Abyss he needs to stop being so goddamn gullible. He tells Abyss to take Storm out tonight, and that is easily the weirdest promo I’ve ever seen.

James Storm is the subject of this week’s TNA Quick Cut and he talks about growing up on a farm and tells a story about meeting Dutch Mantel. He talks about wrestling in high school and that he had to quit wrestling because of his father’s death and how he lost his scholarship because of a shoulder injury. He talks about seeing an ad for wrestling training and that he went to the Nashville Fairgrounds and started. He talks about getting the call from TNA and that he hated his boss at his day job so he happily quit and never looked back.

Random Impact Observation #2: These Quick Cuts segments are easily one of my favorite things on the TNA program. One of the biggest problems with TNA is that so much stuff happens so quickly, you can’t get attached to any of the wrestlers and these segments address that problem. Great, great stuff from TNA.

Match Three: Beer Bottle on a Pole Match
James Storm w/ Jacqueline vs. Abyss

The audio goes all screwy at the beginning of the match and Storm goes up immediately for the bottle, getting caught and thrown around the ring before Abyss hits a big press slam on Storm. Abyss flings Storm over the top rope to the floor and Storm goes all the way over the railing. Abyss follows out and hammers on Storm, but Storm throws a cup from a fan into Abyss’ eyes. Storm throws Abyss over the guardrail and back into the ringside area before grabbing a chair. Storm takes too long and Abyss WAFFLES him by punching the chair into his face!! Abyss throws Storm back into the ring and makes his way back into the ring, CHARGING IN WITH AN AVALANCHE IN THE CORNER!! He points to the beer bucket and heads up to try to get it, but Storm kicks Abyss off the ropes. He catches Abyss with the Last Call superkick and heads up and HE’S GOT THE BEER BOTTLE!! Storm opens it up for a swig or two and RUNS RIGHT INTO THE BLACK HOLE SLAM!!! Abyss heads over to the beer bottle on the mat and picks it up before playing to the crowd. HERE COMES JACKIE FROM BEHIND AND SHE’S STOLEN THE BOTTLE!! She runs up the ramp and runs right into Matt Morgan!! Jackie tries to hide under the ring and while Storm and Abyss are struggling in the ring, Morgan picks Jackie up with a goozle. HERE COMES ROBERT ROODE!! BALLSHOT ON MORGAN!! WAFFLING CHAIRSHOT ON ABYSS!! Storm comes over with the cover and there’s the 1-2-3!!

Winner: James Storm (pinfall, Robert Roode chairshot)

Roode and Storm do a little beatdown on Abyss, but Morgan gets in the ring with RIGHT HANDS FOR BOTH MEN!! Morgan hits a big avalanche on Roode and sets him up for the Hellavator, but Storm WHACKS HIM WITH THE BOTTLE FROM BEHIND!! Storm and Roode are laying the boots in on Morgan and here comes Abyss with a chair, sending Beer Money to the floor!!

Random Impact Observation #3: Leave it to TNA to have a Beer Bottle on a Pole match where no one uses the beer bottle during the actual match. Boo-urns.

Out of that commercial, JB is in the back with Sting and the Main Event Mafia and he asks Sting for his comments about AJ Styles and his accusations. Nash cuts him off before he even gets done with the question and Nash tells “Steve” that if he didn’t do it, the Frontline would have. He says that they got a taste of their own medicine and that they didn’t like it. He says that he knew that JB played for the “other team”, but didn’t know that he played for the Frontline.

In the ring, Brother Ray is out with a microphone to make his offer to Kurt Angle. He says he’s standing in the ring by himself and he wants to talk to him man-to-man to give him the proposition. In the back, we see Angle tell the rest of the MEM to hold back as a BIG “3D” chant starts up. Angle’s music fires up and here he comes!! Ray says he’s going to keep it short and sweet and that Angle had better listen up real good because there’s the potential for bad things to happen like bloodshed, broken bones and ended careers. He knows that the MEM wants to destroy the Frontline and he guarantees that the Frontline won’t sleep until TNA is rid of the Mafia. HUGE “TNA” chant for that one. Ray says he likes hearing them chanting TNA and then says he likes it even better when they chant “You Suck” at Angle. He says that the TNA chants remind him of being back in Philly and then says that if they try to destroy each other, they’ll all destroy TNA and that they’ll all have to go to sell their souls back to the devil. Ray proposes that he’ll take Angle on one-on-one tonight in the ring and that Angle will tell the MEM to leave the building and that he’ll tell the Frontline to leave the building and that they’ll settle their differences like men before offering up his hand. Angle shakes on it without saying a word and they eyeball each other with Ray talking some MAD shit on Angle the whole time until Angle backs out and leaves the ring.

We come back from the break to the TNA Frontline locker room and Samoa Joe says that they won’t leave, but Ray tells them that they have to because he gave Angle his word on it. He says that they need to listen to a veteran and that he has it under control. The MCMG’s take a powder in a hurry and Ray tells Joe that if he leaves, they’ll all follow him. He says that he’ll do it and they all head out and wish him the best of luck. Devon and Ray disagree about whether he’s going to leave or not and Ray says that the MEM are going to leave because Angle’s going to keep his word and that there has to be some good left in him. He asks Devon to leave, saying he’s not telling him what to do, just asking him nicely. Devon finally relents and leaves with a handshake. Tenay and West are back at the desk and they’re talking about the rest of the show before they find out that the MEM is in the process of leaving. Angle’s in the locker room with JB and he says that he gave his word to Ray so he wants them to leave. He tells them to go ahead and get some dinner and to order him a steak because it won’t take long. Booker says that he knows Ray and knows he’s from the streets and that he’ll have Angle’s back if he needs it. Angle tells him to go ahead and Booker tells him to handle his bidniss.

Random Commercial Observation #5: Four Christmases was a surprisingly good movie. I didn’t think it was going to be as good as it was, but it snuck up on me and was a pretty funny Christmas romp. It’s no National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation or Elf, but it’s not Deck The Halls or National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 2 either.

Lauren is in the back with the Beautiful People after a commercial and “Gov. Palin” and she’s so proud of how they look, claiming they look like Jackie O. The Beautiful People look less than enthused with their shitty new outfits but they turn around a little when “Palin” compares them to Beyonce. Cute Kip interjects and says that they’re prettier than Beyonce ever could be, but they cut him off saying that they know they’ve been ignoring him lately, but they’re too excited about going to the White House. They head off and leave Kip holding the bag…or sack if you will, something that Kip probably has a LOT of experience with.

A video package runs featuring the Feast or Fired match highlights before we head up to the ring with JB and he’s got Hernandez, Homicide and Curry Man with him to find out who’s going to have what in their briefcases. JB reminds us that one has an X Division Title shot, one has a TNA World Heavyweight Title shot and one has a pink slip that will see someone get canned. The spotlight hits Hernandez’s briefcase first and after the suitable amount of suspense-buliding, it’s opened up to reveal……A TNA WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP SHOT!! Hernandez looks happier than a dog in heat at a postal convention and gives Homicide and the briefcase a big hug. Homicide and Curry Man will have their briefcases opened next and they’re both ready to see what the future holds. The briefcases will be opened….after this commercial break!! GRRRRR!!!! Just cause you dress like Seacrest, it doesn’t mean you have to pull that kind of American Idol bullshit on us Borash.

Back from the break, we’re back in the ring with Borash’s three-ring circus and he runs down the situation again, asking Homicide and Curry Man if they know what could be coming for them before the briefcase is chosen. Curry Man’s briefcase is chosen and it’s opened to reveal……A PINK SLIP!! CURRY MAN IS SHIT-CANNED!! HOMICIDE HAS THE X DIVISION TITLE SHOT!! Curry Man looks spicily disappointed. He asks JB if what happened with his briefcase was good, and Borash assures him that it’s not and that security is here to take him back to TNA. Curry Man says he loves it in TNA and that he wants a new contract before Borash gives him the “future endeavors” speech. Curry Man still doesn’t seem to know what’s going on as the crowd chants the “Hey Hey Goodbye” song at him. Borash congratulates both members of LAX for their good luck and closes the book on Feast or Fired 2008.

Match Four: TNA Knockouts Match
Sojournor Bolt vs. Christy Hemme

Tenay and West talk about Hemme and the TNA Knockout Title match and they give her props for her performance in that match. Bolt and Hemme shake hands and hit a lockup with Hemme grabbing a side headlock takeover. Bolt hits a headscissors, but Hemme reverses out of it before Bolt grabs a side headlock. Hemme with a headscissors of her own and Bolt pops her head out into a stand-off. Bolt with a go-behind and she drops Hemme onto her stomach before floating over into a front facelock. Hemme reverses into a hammerlock and cranks on it before Bolt turns it around into a kneelift to the gut. Bolt rams Hemme into the top buckle and snap mares her into the middle of the ring, hitting a low dropkick to the back. Bolt drops down for a pin attempt and gets a one-count before Hemme kicks out. Bolt picks Hemme up and hits a BIG bodyslam into an elbowdrop off the ropes. There’s the cover and it’s a long, LONG two-count. Bolt with a chop and Hemme goes Matrix to duck under a clothesline, hitting a forearm to Bolt’s face. Hemme with a flying clothesline into a hairpulling slam. Hemme kicks Bolt in the gut, axe kicks her in the back and hits a low dropkick to the face before going up to the second rope. Bolt with a shot to the gut and a HUGE BODYSLAM off the turnbuckles. Hemme staggers to her feet and eats a big kick for a two-count. Bolt grabs Hemme and tries for a powerbomb, but Hemme rolls through into a sunset flip for the three-count!! After the match, Hemme helps Bolt up and gives her a hug and a handshake, but BOLT BITCHSLAPS HEMME IN THE FACE!! HEMME WITH A THESZ PRESS AND THEY’RE THROWING HANDS!! Referee Rudy Charles calls for help from the back and three referees get these two hellcats separated.

Winner: Christy Hemme (pinfall, sunset flip)

We head to the back with Lauren and Curry Man and she’s explaining to him that he’s fired. Curry Man says that it was for a Fired Championship match and asks who the Fired Champion is. Lauren says that he signed up late and probably didn’t explain the rules as he says that he has a family back home in Japan to feed. He gets picked up and carried out by security while screaming that he loves TNA. “Lauren, SAVE ME….SAVE MEEEEEE!!” We even get a teary, emotion-filled video package to say goodbye to Curry Man with a song that sounds like a knock-off of “Bad Day”.

Random Impact Observation #3: Curry Man, we hardly knew ye…

Match Five:
Brother Ray vs. Kurt Angle

Ray’s out first and looks like he’s VERY motivated and pissed off. Angle pulls a fast one and ATTACKS WHILE RAY IS WATCHING THE ENTRANCE RAMP!! Right hands on Ray followed with some boots to the gut. Angle’s laying a stomping on Ray before he chokes him against the middle rope. Angle measures him with more kicks and punches and gets Ray up and over with a belly-to-back suplex that gets a one-count. More kicks and right hands from Angle and Ray finally gets a shot to the gut, but it’s not enough to stop Angle as he fires back with a flurry of right hands that put Ray on his ass. Ray pushes Angle back and tries to get to his feet, but Angle just knocks him back down. Chop to the chest from Ray and another and another before Ray tells him to bring it on for more!! Angle with a right hand and Ray hits a HUGE chop into some right hands before Angle goes to the eyes. Angle off the ropes and Ray takes him down with a series of clotheslines before sending Angle over with a BIG hip toss. Chop from Ray and he whips Angle into the ropes but ducks his head too soon and eats a kick from Angle on an attempted backdrop. Ray with a go-behind and he sends Angle FLYING with a release German suplex!! Ray with the cover…1….2….ANGLE KICKS OUT!! Ray with an Irish whip that Angle reverses. Ray stops himself against the ropes and Angle charges right into a backdrop over the top rope!! Ray outside with Angle, hammering with a right hand before he rams Angle into the guardrail, the announce table and the entrance ramp. Ray has Angle against the wall of the ramp and backs up for a charge and ANGLE DROPS OUT OF THE WAY!! RAY GOES THROUGH THE WALL OF THE RAMP!!! COMMERCIAL BREAK TIME!!

Random Commercial Observation #6: That Arby’s commercial with the guy making his wife dress up like an Arby’s employee is at least ten kinds of creepy. That sproinging sound makes me cringe and feel like gagging every time I hear it.

Back from the break, Angle and Ray are brawling and Ray is bleeding all over the place. The referee calls for the bell and Ray and Angle have brawled all the way through the back to the outside of the Impact Zone. Ray slams Angle into one of the production trucks outside and WAFFLES HIM WITH A BROOMSTICK!! Right hands from Ray and he slams Angle headfirst into a chair before sticking him back into the side of the production truck!! Angle tries a low blow and Ray blocks it with more right hands. Ray sends Angle onto the top of one of the catering area tables and HAMMERS Angle in the back with a chair!!! CHOP TO THE CHEST BY RAY!! RAY TURNS INTO A TASMANIAN DEVIL ON TNA SECURITY!! Back to Angle and he slams him headfirst into a wall. He talks to Angle and says that if he didn’t have a wife and kids, he’s end his career right now. Angle tries to talk things out and smiles at Ray as we see THE MAIN EVENT MAFIA!! NASH BREAKS A TWO-BY-FOUR OVER RAY’S HEAD!! CHAIRSHOTS FROM BOOKER!! TRASHCAN SHOT FROM SCOTT STEINER!! STEINER WITH A LEAD PIPE!! Sting is watching from the sidelines and TURNS TO WALK AWAY!! THE MAFIA BEAT RAY AND THROW HIM INTO A DUMPSTER BACKSTAGE!!! SMELL THE SYMBOLISM!! Angle promises that no one messes with the Main Event Mafia and we’re OUT FROM ORLANDO!!

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