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-We get a video package from No Surrender.

-Tenay and West welcome us to the show and run down the card.

~SAMOA JOE SPEAKS~
Joe says at No Surrender he was taken to the limit by Angle and Cage, two of the greats. They may never get along, but he gives them credit for showing up and giving everything they have for the greatest title in wrestling. Sting, while we’re out here busting our ass for the people, where are you? You’re in your estate, having tea parties. We are here wrestling our asses off, where are you? Love or hate me, live or die, I will be in this ring defending the title. When was the last time you sacrificed anything for TNA? While we are traveling the world, you’re at home. AJ Styles doesn’t see his son, when did you last miss something for your son? At Bound for Glory it will be us, the air we breathe and the hate we share. You will ask for MY respect, and instead of my hand you’ll get my size 13 boot kicking your ass all over the ring. It will be SHOWTIME, and get ready to take your final bow, and you can then kiss my ass!

-JB caught JJ earlier today. JJ has something to say tonight and he hopes Sting is listening.

-West and Tenay welcome us back, and say that Sting is on the way and speculate what Angle will have to say to JJ.

-Kurt Angle makes his way to the announce table. Angle says he has a message for JJ. They will cross paths tonight, and he will have something to say to him. He wants is gold medal back from AJ Styles. Security is out to escort him out.

AJ Styles and Christian Cage vs. The Motor City Machineguns (Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin)

AJ and Sabin to begin. Lock up, around the ropes and they break clean. Counters now, hammerlock by AJ and he slams Sabin to the corner. Float over by Sabin, arm drag by Sabin and then a dropkick by AJ. Tag to Cage, a whip to the corner and AJ gets some poetry in motion on Sabin, Cage covers for 2. Side kick by Sabin, tag to Shelley and rights to Cage. Chops by Cage, boot by Shelley and a face plant follows. Springboard cross body by Shelley gets 2. Cage fights back with a gut buster and covers for 2. Sabin tags back in, off the ropes and we get an odd cut to a big boot by Shelley. What the hell was that? Mounted corner rights by Sabin, tree of woe and tag to Shelley. Running basement dropkick and then the levitation dropkick by Sabin follows. Slingshot elbow drop by Shelley gets 2. Kicks by Shelley, tag to Sabin and Cage battles back and ducks an Enziguri and Sabin nails Shelley. DDT on Shelley and Cage crawls for the tag, gets it and he flies in with a dual dropkick to the Guns. Spin kick to Sabin, and then a rolling arm bar by AJ. Shelley breaks that up, off the ropes and clotheslines AJ to the floor. Cage with the frog splash onto Sabin. Fall away slam to Shelley, Superman forearm by AJ to Sabin and Cage with a plancha to Sabin on the floor. Styles Clash on Sabin and that’s all.

Winners: AJ Styles and Christian Cage @ 5:30 via pin
# A damn fun tag match that I would have loved to see go longer. I hate to see the Guns losing again, but hopefully the angle with their constant disrespect is going somewhere.
RATING: **½

-After the match AJ shakes with the Guns, Cage goes for a shake and Shelley pulls his hand away and flips off Cage! AJ tries to keep the peace as Cage wants to beat Shelley’s ass.

-We get a video package for Booker T.

-JB is with Booker in his awesome locker room. Booker discussed the disrespect in TNA. He says the Guns disrespected Cage, and AJ stood there and did nothing. That is what Sting is talking about. Booker says Lethal disrespects Randy Savage each and every week. JB says he is honoring him, but Booker disagrees. He will show Lethal honor tonight. As far as JJ, Sharmell says Booker knows and will watch, listen and then react. JB asks why Booker had a briefcase and what’s in it and Booker dismisses him.

-We get a video package for the Terror Dome, now called the Steel Asylum.

-Lauren is with Sheik Abdul Bashir. The American people cried when the stock market fell, try losing your life. John McCain and Obama are telling what they can do for us, but what about him? This belt is step one for getting his life back together. He used to be a peaceful man. But now there is a deep hatred, and this belt is his hostage. He dares us to try and take it away. Are you willing to lose everything? He is because he has nothing left to lose.

Petey Williams w/Rhaka Khan, Johnny Devine and Jimmy Rave w/Hemme and Rock vs. The Prince Justice Brotherhood (Shark Boy, Curry Man and Super Eric)

Petey and Sharky to begin. Corner clothesline by Petey, off the ropes and a Thesz press by Sharky. Fin drop and a tag to Curry Man. Dancing elbow drop and a cover for 2. Jabs by Curry Man, off the ropes and a boot to Petey. Curry Man to the apron and he nails Devine and Rave, only to be STO’d by Rave on the apron. RANA to the floor by Petey, Rave holds Curry Man and Hemme slaps him. Devine in with a snap suplex on Curry Man, corner knee attack and then another takes Curry Man down and covers for 2. Elbows by Curry Man, looks for a tag but denied. Curry Man battles with Petey and Rave, DVD on Devine and he tags in Eric. Dropkicks for all. Rights to Petey, a powerslam follows and a cover for 2 as Devine makes the save. Curry Man and Petey left in the ring, they trade rights, Russian leg sweep by Petey. Rave and Devine clothesline Petey as Sharky ducked, cross body by Super Eric on Petey and that is all.

Winners: The Prince Justice Brotherhood @ 3:30 via pin
# It was fun, no real complaints. I suppose the angle after the match is hype for the Steel Asylum.
RATING: *½

-After the match Devine and Rave argue, and then Rave puts the bad mouth on Petey. They beat down Petey and Rock tosses referee Shane Sewell down. He fires up and makes the save with chops to all! GOOZLE by Rock, LOW BLOW by Sewell and he and Petey clear the ring! Earl Hebner is out to calm down Sewell.

-JB is with Sting. He says that he will listen to what Jeff says, speak now or forever hold your peace.

-Tenay hosted a press conference for Matt Morgan. This is for the deal where they are sending his DNA sequence sent to space in October. They give Morgan an award for this, and he says that this will leave a legacy for him.

-Lauren is with Abyss and Morgan. She discusses what happened after the match. Morgan say the replay and admits that he is wrong. Abyss laughs and says it is ok and trips out some hair and gives it to Morgan as a gift. Freak DNA, how nice. Morgan looks at Lauren and says, “Good times.” Morgan says they are unbeatable because they defeated Team 3D. Morgan says they could be great together. Abyss says he has to speak with his therapist first. Morgan says he signed them up for a tag team invitational at Bound for Glory. Team 3D is here, runs down their accomplishments and says their win was a fluke, they had a bad day. Devin was shacked up with a 300lb white girl and Ray pulled his groin the night before. Ray says they can’t carry their jock, and 3D says they will be in the same match at Bound for Glory, and someone will get knocked out, knocked down or maybe even knocked up. Ok.

-Jackie walks.

-Jackie talks shit to Hector Guerrero and then slaps him. She slaps him again and hector drops the coat. Beer Money is out and beats down Hector. Set up dude, you’ve been in wrestling how long? They take him to the ring and continue the attack, but LAX is out and makes the save. I have to say that the Beer Money shirts RULE. Traci Brooks is out now and says that Jackie and Hector have to go to the principal’s; I mean Jim Cornette’s office.

-We get a rough cuts segment on Roxxi.

-Sting walks from the rafters.

-In Jim Cornette’s office Traci and Cornette discipline Jackie for her actions. Brooks says she is allowing Jackie to play with the boys since she wants in so bad. Beer Money and Jackie vs. LAX and Hector for the LAST time. The loser of the match loses their manager forever.

-We get a video package for Sting.

~OLD MAN STING IS SICK OF JOE~
Sting makes his way to the ring. He says Joe’s words cut to the bone, and the truth is that Joe is immature and naïve and he doesn’t know what the deal is. When Joe was a kid sucking his thumb, Sting was running the roads 340 days a year, in front of 40 people for $50 on a good day. He has done this for 20-years and he hasn’t forgotten where he came from. You talk respect, he learned respect a long time ago. He learned from the best. So what will you do 15-years from now Joe, if you have the durability, when disrespect gets in you face. He shut his mouth and learned from Magnum TA, Nikita Koloff, Dusty Rhodes, Tully Blanchard, and he listened to Ric Flair. They talked about disrespect. As for Bound for Glory, you are bigger, faster and stronger as well as younger. He still has some tricks up his sleeve. 2006 was great, 2007 was great and so will Bound for Glory 2008.

-We return with a video package for Suicide.

-Tenay and West hype Bound for Glory, and the Sting vs. Joe match.

-We now get a knockouts video package.

-JB is with Cage and AJ. JB asks about the disrespect from the Guns, and AJ says to drop it. People are choosing sides, and they are on the same page. Cage doesn’t seem to agree and asks what side AJ is on. Cage says he is the champ and no one makes decisions for him and says for AJ not to forget who put him in the spotlight.

-Lauren is with Jay Lethal and says she is sorry for what happened with Val. He tells her to stop because he needs NO PITY! He is not in a good mood because that tramp Val screwed him. He wants to kill Val and Dutt. He is also pissed about what Booker said, and says he is honoring Savage when he goes into the ring, he memorized his words and moves and he is pissed off because Booker is wrong. Tonight, there will be a whole lot of disrespect, when he disrespects Booker’s ass all over the arena!

“Black Machismo” Jay Lethal vs. Booker T w/Sharmell

They stand off and talk trash. Booker shoves Jay, who then fires away with rights. Knees by Booker, chops and rights follow. A whip, float over by Jay and then clotheslines Booker to the floor. Booker avoids the baseball slide, rights to Jay and then chops. Jay manages to whip Booker into the steel post, chops by Jay follow and then slams Booker to the barrier. Back into the ring and Jay springboards in with a missile dropkick. He goes up top, Sharmell distracts him and as Jay leaps in Booker nails him with a leaping leg lariat. Chops by Booker, to the corner and Booker lays in the chops and rights. Jay tries to fight back with rights, knees by Booker and Jay is down. Booker misses the superkick, jabs by Jay and an eye rake stops that. Mounted rights by Booker, and into a top wristlock on the mat. Jay gets to his feet, rights and he escapes only to eat a sidekick by Booker. Boot by Booker, off the ropes and misses the ax kick, chops by Jay and then a clothesline and another. Chops by Jay, elbow by Booker and then the boot, off the ropes and a hip toss and dropkick by Jay and a cover for 2. Jay off the ropes, tripped by Sharmell and Booker gets the ax kick for the win.

Winner: Booker T @ 6:00 via pin
# That was going along rather well, and could have used a few more minutes. Booker seemed motivated and Jay was working hard, good deal.
RATING: **

-The Beautiful People and Cute Kip are with Lauren. Love is upset because she woke up with a blemish on her face. It is the end of the world. Sky gets pissed and calls her an idiot hole, ok. She calls Lauren a skank, and Love will go to see her dermatologist. Ok.

Thanks to Chris Lansdell for providing the recap for this match, I lost power for a few moments.

Rhino and Taylor Wilde vs. Velvet Sky and Cute Kip

I hope the women stay in the ring. No wait, I hope they don’t. No, wait…oh crap.

They explain that Rhyno and Taylor met in Detroit when Taylor was coming up. There’s a horn joke there somewhere, but I’m not the one to make it. Velvet starts with a hair takedown, she mounts Taylor and pounds her. Lucky. Taylor comes back with an arm drag, Velvet flees to her corner and tags Kip. Rhyno also tags in, they lock up and Rhyno has control with chops. Slick Johnson gets in the way but doesn’t go down, that was strange. Kip distracts Slick long enough for Velvet to spritz Rhyno in the eyes and the heels have control. Velvet tags in and starts choking out Rhyno! Kip tags in, lays in a few shots and tries for the corner splash, but Rhyno moves! Both ladies tag in, Taylor with a series of dropkicks, she blocks a clothesline and hits a northern lights for 2. Kip tries to intercede, GORE! GORE! GORE! Angelina is at ringside, she slides in a lead pipe for Velvet. Taylor blocks the attack and gets a quick rollup for the win.

Winners: Rhino and Taylor Wilde @ 4:10 via pin
# Ummm, it was there? When Rhyno is the most talented person in the match, one and a quarter is amazing…
RATING: *¼

I am back!

-After the match the Beautiful People and Cute Kip beat down Rhino and Wilde. Fameasser to Rhino. Wilde is back in and takes out Sky and Love, but KONG IS HERE! Wilde up top and DIVES to the floor onto Kong, we head to a commercial and when we come back it is brown bag time for Rhino and Wilde. Thanks for showing the brawl, oh wait, you didn’t. We get a quick replay of it.

-We get a video history of Jeff Jarrett in TNA.

-Jeff Jarrett makes his way to the ring.

~MAIN EVENT INTERVIEW: THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN IS BACK!~
JJ gets welcome back chants, sets his guitar down and sports a shirt only he could wear. He has watched things the last few weeks and felt that he had to come out here. He will say something tonight that he never saw before. When you saw him 6-years ago, he was Jeff Jarrett the founder of TNA Wrestling. When WCW went out of business he had a vision for a company to give young hopefuls their break. He started when he was 16 and he knows better than anyone how hard it is go get a break. He wanted TNA to be the place for guys that deserved the big break. Well, a big thanks to the good lord, his precious wife Jill, a great financial partner and millions of fans, because 6-years later we are here. He thanks us all for that. They chant thank you Jeff, and he says no. Unfortunately there is something going on here, and he cannot ignore it. Sting, I don’t want to talk behind your back, I want to talk face to face, so I would appreciate that you come out now.

Sting’s music hits and he makes his way to the ring. JJ says that they have been in the game a long time, and his father gave Sting his first break in the business and he is proud of that. He is trying to do what his father did to the guys in the back. JJ has been watching Sting and listening. He thinks that Sting is full of crap! It is a smoke screen, you want to get on your high horse and say that it is disrespect. JJ had a dream, and it is due to guys like AJ and Joe. Those guys literally carried this company on their back, and every step of the way they showed JJ the respect just like he showed them. This isn’t about disrespect, JJ was there, WCW, they worked together when a multi-million dollar company went out of business because the torch wasn’t passed. They wanted to hold onto their spot, position and their fat paychecks. This is about 20-30 guys, and not one of them over 30 years old and they are at Sting’s heels. This is about guys like YOU Sting, Booker T, Kurt Angle. You three guys want to take, take, take and not give, give, give. He has a newsflash for Sting, this is not WCW, this is TNA and he will not stand for it.

Kurt Angle now makes his way to the ring. Angle says this is a shoot, straight up. He is talking behind Angle’s back. JJ says he didn’t think he would have the chance tonight. JJ says that Angle knows the story. 2-years ago he had to step away because of family issues, and he chose one guy to replace him, and that guy had the passion, work ethic and drive that he had. He picked Angle to be that guy. He handpicked him to fill his shoes, and as the founder of TNA Wrestling that is the worst decision he has ever made. JJ is ashamed about what has happened. Angle lost his family, his wife, his TNA title and he even lost his gold medal. The only thing left to lose is his dignity. Angle says that JJ left because he was done and Sting kicked his ass. When it comes down to it you didn’t have the heart, so you found another talent to fill his shoes, and what you found was a younger, better version of Jeff Jarrett and HE carried the company on his own. Not once did JJ thank him for saving TNA and he and the fans are nothing but assholes. He is an Olympic Gold Medallist for God’s Sake! Angle challenges JJ for Bound for Glory. JJ came out as the founder, he has nothing left to prove. Angle says he isn’t done, and says if JJ isn’t a wrestler he needs to get out and never come back. It is not for washed up has-beens like JJ. JJ says not to push him, he is warning him. He doesn’t want any part of the pain that he has been wearing for two years…

But…

BANG BANG! Foley is on the screen and says what JJ is saying is that that it’s real, it’s damn real…BANG BANG!

*End scene…

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