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-We get a video package highlighting last week’s show.

-Tenay and West welcome us to the show.

AJ Styles vs. Consequences Creed

They shake to begin and here we go. Go behind and takedown by AJ. Mat work and reversals follow as we see Kurt Angle sitting outside in the parking lot. The mat work continues, Creed on control as he works the arm. AJ kips up and gets the reversal and then into a headlock takedown. Off the ropes, and AJ with a cradle for 2. Counters and a jackknife for 2 by Creed. Back elbow to AJ, off the ropes and AL levels Creed with the dropkick. Creed avoids a plancha, reversal, and a knee by AJ and then eats a boot. Rolling thunder by Creed gets 2. Rights by Creed as he works AJ over, Creed to the apron and as he gets to the top AJ catches him, but Creed escapes, rights, dropdown into the split and back up and levels AJ with a right and covers for 2. They trade shots, Creed sloppily rolls through and AJ just slams him down. AJ misses the corner splash, go behind by Creed but AJ reverses and then gets the PELE. Styles Clash and that is all.

Winner: AJ Styles @ 4:40 via pin

-JB is here and is calling for AJ. JB says Kurt is waiting for Karen outside and AJ sprints to the back.

-We see security and officials trying to separate AJ, Karen and Kurt. AJ says he will make sure Karen is safe, but she says she is here to do her job, whatever that is.

-Ray has the mic and says one punk down, one to go. Last week Rhino almost got his neck broken, and he hopes it is broken. Tonight, for Christian, they will stretcher you out back to your house. Everyone at home, don’t got to the fridge or make love to your ugly wife, because he says you will see something that you have never seen in a wrestling ring before. Tonight he makes history, as it will be the last night of Christian’s wrestling career.

Brother Ray vs. Christian Cage

Cage keeps looking for Devon, who is not out there. Chops by Cage and then takes a HUGE backdrop. Corner charge by Ray misses, Cage up top and gets a big cross body. Back up top again and Ray over to stop that. Chops, right and Ray up with Cage…Cage fights him off and bites him and nocks him off. FROG SPLASH connects for 2. Devine is out with the kendo stick, Cage fights him off and then Ray snags him up for a back suplex. No DQ huh? Ray with a kendo stick shot and there is the DQ.

Winner: Christian Cage @ 2:25 via DQ

-Devon and Tomko are out with what looks like a giant glass coffee table! They set it up, Ray on the second rope and SUPER BOMB TO CAGE THORUGH THE GLASS TABLE! The heels celebrate as Christian gets medical attention. We also get replays, nice. Eric Young and Kaz are out now, where were they 5-minute ago?

-Back from commercial as we get more replays and subdued voices.

-TO THE BACK as JB is with Kevin Nash. JB makes a Diesel joke and Nash says he has tried to help Joe but Joe thinks that there is another motive behind it. Nash wants to prove who is running the show. JB says Nash has never volunteered to help people. Joe jokes about Nash’s bad knees and that Nash is watching SkinA-Max. Nash says he has earned his warrior stripes, and asks what he should be doing. JUDO GENE REFERENCE! Nash says he is conserving energy and Joe says Booker is getting ready to kick Nash’s ass. Nash says it is all-mental, and he is preparing. Joe says he may be out there watching, and maybe Nash will teach him something. Watch those knees buddy.

-Kong, Saeed and JB come out for the next KONG CHALLENGE! JB says it is time again for the challenge. He asks for volunteers, and we see young Taylor in the crowd again.

-Back from commercial and JB they selected the opponent.

Awesome Kong’s $25,000 Challenge: Awesome Kong vs. Danielle

Danielle hits Kong, which angers her and she throws her down and lays the boots into her. To the floor, and Danielle is slammed into the steps. Chops by Kong, Danielle tossed to the railing and we see Taylor there talking shit to Kong. Kong shoves her down and then drags Danielle around, more chops and grabs her by the legs and slams her into the barricade. Bitch slap by Kong and back into the ring we go. KONG BOMB and that is all. Danielle didn’t want to go up for that.

Winner: Awesome Kong @ 1:55 via pin

-Kong kicks her to the floor and celebrates. She stares down Taylor and calls her on and Taylor rushes in and they brawl! She has to fight off Saeed as well and they continue to brawl until security breaks them up. Jim Cornette is out and says Taylor cannot do things this way. She begs for a chance, and then asks if she can beat Saeed for another shot? Cornette says they will discuss it and they leave.

-We get a personality profile on Angelina Love. Scott D’Amore is back for comments as is Gail Kim. This is another good piece, like last week’s one on Gail.

-Tenay and West discuss the rest of the show as we see Moose collecting weapons backstage for her match later tonight.

-Frank Trigg stops the ring announcing to come to the ring. He calls out AJ and says last week there was a misunderstanding. He is bothered that AJ attacked him from behind, and in Trigg’s world he looks a man in the eye before he knocks him out. He says AJ needs to bring his candy ass out to the ring, or maybe Karen can fight the battle for him. We see AJ get pissed in the locker room and he is going to take care of business. Trigg asks the announcers where their prize boy is. AJ makes his way out to the ring and we see a split screen with Kurt harassing Karen. The Beautiful People are there as well. It hits the big screen as Trigg calls AJ stupid. The Beautiful People beat Karen down and brownbag her.

-Booker has apparently remodeled Joe’s old locker room.

-The full Team International is brought out for the crowd. (Doug Williams, Tyson Dux, Alex Kozlov and Daivari.)

-Team TNA is also announced. (Kaz, Sabin, Shelley and Curry Man.)

World X-Cup Match: Team Mexico (Ultimo Guerrero and Rey Buccanero) vs. Team Japan (Yoshino and Doi)

Lock up, chops to begin as Yoshino and Buccanero begin. Dropkick by Yoshino, tags in and out as they work over Buccanero. Doi in and then they double-team Buccanero with a drop toehold and basement dropkick for 2. Guerrero taken off the apron, Doi and Yoshino work more double teams. Buccanero off the ropes and Guerrero nails Yoshino, Buccanero tags him in and a double spinebuster by Guerrero. Double flapjack on Yoshino, drop toehold to Doi and then a double dropkick sends him to the floor. Buccanero and Guerrero celebrate, and Yoshino back with a RANA on Guerrero. STEREO DIVES to Team Mexico who was on the floor. Doi and Buccanero back in, wheel barrel throw by Buccanero. Misses a boot and Doi with chops. Charging dropkick as Buccanero was trapped in the ropes. HUGE dropkick by Yoshino off the top. Yoshino tags in, Buccanero then kills him with a clothesline. Tag to Guerrero, to the corner and then up top…2nd ROPE GOURD BUSTER BY GUERRERO! Sweet. Doi tags in, basement dropkick by Guerrero and Buccanero slides to the floor with a splash. SICK REVERSE SUPLEX BY GUERRERO off the top! Buccanero in, up top and a SICK senton onto Doi, who was stuck over the knees of Guerrero. That’s all.

Winner: Team Mexico @ 5:45 via pin

# OVERALL STANDINGS:
* TEAM MEXICO: 1
* TEAM TNA: 1
* TEAM INTERNATIONAL: 0
* TEAM JAPAN: 0

-TO THE BACK as Lauren is with Lethal and Val. Lethal says he is pissed off because he and Dutt were friends. They were like family. Lethal says Dutt should have been a man instead of ruining the wedding. Val is also upset, and said it will take a long time to get over this and she wants to postpone the wedding for a while. She says she needs time, but Lethal doesn’t want to wait.

-We get a video package for LAX vs. Roode and Storm.

SAVE SOCAL VAL
The Guru Sonjay Dutt and many children come out to the ring, and solicit collections! MINI GURUS! The Guru has a set in the ring even, he’s moving up. The children turn in their collections and surround the ring. He sits on his prayer mat and thanks all the GURU-ITES for their help with the Save Val Foundation. Tonight is all about peace and love, as they pray that the shackles Jay Lethal has placed on Val will be broken, because she is in love with him. He asks them all to stand and pray with him. The GURU-ITES give him a beat with the tambourines as Dutt chants to set Val free.

Val makes her way out and she is PISSED at him. Lethal is out and they BRAWL! He chokes out Dutt with his own shirt. Dutt battles back and then misses a spear and runs into one of the giant urns. Lethal goes up top but Dutt escapes with the GURU-ITES!

-TO THE BACK and Booker T s ready to show us HIS new locker room. He makes JB take his shoes off and we see the new pimped out locker room. Booker has sushi in there and there is a picture of Booker and Muhammad Ali in there. Booker now has a PIMP ASS ROBE ON! He wanted JB here so he could explain things. Things should have been this way since the day one. He is first class all the way, because of him TNA is now on the global map. Ratings and buy rates are up (HA) and nothing will change, just like the jealousy will never change. Nash is jealous because once he was on top and Booker wasn’t, but it has now changed and Nash is beneath him. He will prove this tonight. He will prove to Nash that he is the best, he will BUST HIS PUNK ASS! He excuses JB.

-We get another Rough Cuts segment with Matt Morgan. More basketball talk and Tough Enough.

-Tomko tells Angle to get in the game, while JB tells him he needs to back off of Karen. Kurt says she embarrassed him, while JB says no one actually saw Karen and AJ do anything wrong. 3D are now here, and say he needs to snap out of it. 3D says they don’t know how he did Karen in the first place. DAMN. They say he deserves better. Kurt says it is hard to meet people, and Ray and Devon say they have numbers of hot chicks. Playmates, movie stars; 9’s and 10’s. Ray says they will set Kurt up on some blind dates next week, and he agrees to it. Kurt makes says no fat chicks, he knows about Devon’s past. Ray says they only care about Kurt’s happiness.

KNOCKOUTS BIMBO BRAWL: ODB vs. Moose

Moose brings a grocery cart of fun to the ring. ODB brings a pink shovel and wears a mask. Her we go, chops by ODB and then tosses Moose to the floor. ODB slams her to the railing, and dumps the cart. She tosses a chain in the ring, gets some other toys and lays them into the ring. She slams Moose into the cart and slams it into the railing. ODB celebrates and then tosses Moose back into the ring and covers for 2. To the corner, back elbow by Moose and she KILLS ODB with a hockey stick shot and covers for 2. Moose chokes out ODB with the chain, drags her around a bit and keeps choking her out. To the corner and Moose climbs, and pulls back and tries to hang ODB with the chain. ODB with back elbows and then snap mares her off of the top. Clothesline by ODB, another and then a third. Sack of shit slam by ODB connects. ODB gets the shovel, nails Moose a few times and then kills her over the head and covers for 2. ODB has a chair now, lays it down and grabs up Moose. Powerslam try, countered and Moose slams her to the corner. ODB fights back, misses the Thesz press off of the 2nd rope. This allows Moose to get the double arm DDT onto the chair for the win.

Winner: Moose @ 6:00 via pin

-We get a video package for the Joe/Nash/Booker deal.

NO DQ MATCH: Kevin Nash vs. Booker T

They circle, Booker tries to be cute and this does not amuse Nash. Lock up and Nash pushes Booker away. Joe now comes out with his own chair and has a seat. Lock up in the ring and a go behind by Booker, Nash escapes, rights to Booker in the corner, knees and then after Booker tries to battle back, Nash clothesline Booker to the floor. Nash follows, slams Booker to the steel post as Joe golf claps. Nash stays on the attack with elbows to the back of the head. He then slams the back of Booker to the ring apron. Big rights by Nash, and he’ll toss Booker in. As Nash reenters the ring Booker attacks and gains control. Booker beats down Nash in the corner as we head to a commercial @ 3:30.

Back from commercial @ 6:40 as they are back on the floor, and Nash is in control slamming Booker to the steps. Back in the ring and Nash covers for 2, another cover for 2 and another for 2. Nash misses a clothesline, allowing a leaping sidekick by Boooker. He lays the boots to Nash, who rolls to the floor. We’re on the floor, again and Booker now slams Nash to the railing and Nash is down. Booker slams Nash off of the steel steps, and Booker now wants Joe’s chair. They argue and Booker throws Joe off of the chair, takes the chair and WAFFLES JOE with it. That had to suck. Booker and Nash back in the ring, Booker in control and has the chair. He nails Nash in the ribs and then a shot to the back. Booker covers for 2. Booker then lays out Nash again with the chair. Joe is in, he and Booker brawl, corner knee by Joe, goes for the thrust kick but Booker moves, Joe nails Nash, Booker tosses Joe and covers Nash for the win.

Winner: Booker T@ 11:10 via pin

-Nash is up and is PISSED at Joe. They argue, shove and security is out to separate them. Booker T is pleased with himself.

-End scene…

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-Jay Lethal is waiting on Dutt at the Pink Taco, so he can beat his ass. He’s angry.

-We get a video package highlighting last week’s show.

-Tenay and West welcome us to the show.

Booker T vs. BG James

It’s good to see BG James finding work these days. Booker attacks BG as he rounds the ring. Booker doesn’t have time to fuck around, he has to clean the elephant piss from his locker room. He beats BG down on the floor, into the ring and delivers chops to BG. BG battles back but Booker gets a standing sidekick and then follows with mounted punches. Booker works a clinch and knee strikes, a snap mare and into the ever dangerous chinlock. Joe is watching the match backstage, SCOUTING~! BG gets to his feet, tries to fight back but eats a superkick from Booker. Chops by Booker follow, rights but BG fires up and shoots Booker off the ropes, he gets stopped and Booker gets the AX kick and that is all.

Winner: Booker T @ 3:30 via pin

-TO THE BACK as JB is with Samoa Joe. JB says there may be something to what Nash said last week, this offends Joe and he yells at JB. Nash then strolls in, and Joe calls him the all-powerful OZ! Joe says wrestlers have regular locker rooms and Nash had all of his glory but this is where the wrestlers are. Joe asks when the last time Nash beat Booker was? Nash said he did, and Joe says to beat the Booker today. Joe says everything Nash says is bullshit until Nash proves that he can beat Booker. Nash says he will prove how to make it a mental game, and prove he can do it. ROOKIE!

-Tenay hypes the World X-Cup, and we get a video package.

WORLD X-CUP MATCH: Team TNA’s Motor City Machineguns (Sabin and Shelley) vs. Team International’s Tyson Dux and Shawn Daivari

Alex and Dux to begin. Lock up and then Dux poses. They collide, off the ropes and Alex with knees, back elbow by Dux and then rights. Tripped by Alex, basement dropkick and then to the corner. Monkey flip to Dux, Sabin tags in and gets a flying arm drag. Daivari in and nailed by Sabin. Daivari with a jawbreaker, chops to Sabin and then misses a monkey flip, Sabin flings Dux in on top of Daivari. The Guns take Dux down, double teams, Surfboard and a bulldog by Sabin to Dux and a cover for 2. Chops by Alex, Daivari nails him and then stun guns him, DDT by Dux and a cover for 2 as Sabin makes the save. Boot to the head by Daivari, he tags in and connects with chops to Alex and covers for 2. Knees to the back, and then a neck crank by Daivari. Alex fights back, back suplex connects and both men are down. Tag to Dux and Alex rolls through and gets the tag! Sabin cleans house, sidekick and then an enziguri. Back elbow in the corner, goes to slingshot in and Daivari pulls him to the floor. They shoot to the back to see AJ and Tomko brawl, boo! We head to a commercial @ 4:50.

Back from commercial @ 8:35 as Daivari is in control. Tag to Dux, Sabin fights them both off with kicks and tags Alex. Flies in with a cross body to both men! Clotheslines both, spin kicks and Daivari sent to the corner. Clothesline by Alex, flatliner as well and up top…frog splash connects and that only gets 2! Daivari counters sliced bread #2, sets Alex up top and goes up…top rope RANA gets a CLOSE 2! German try, no stopped and Sabin in to take out Dux. Daivari to the corner, fights them off and then eats dual superkicks to the gut. Double kicks to the head and Dux makes the save! He tosses Sabin, brain buster to Alex! Daivari covers for 2 as Sabin makes the save! Dux in, back elbow to Alex, up top and kicked into the tree of woe. YAKUZA to Daivari by Sabin. Levitation dropkick by Sabin! Sliced bread #2 to Daivari and that is all!

Winners: The Motor City Machineguns @ 12:45 via pin

TEAM TNA: 1
TEAM INTERNATIONAL: 0
TEAM JAPAN: 0
TEAM MEXICO: 0

-We see AJ attacking Angle outside at his car, but it isn’t Angle, it was Frank Trigg!

-We get a video profile on Gail Kim, with some old school footage of her at the beginning. Scott D’Amore speaks in the package, as well as Pat Kenney (Simon Diamond!)

-Karen Angle is with us live from Pittsburgh. She doesn’t even remember what happened, but is glad she is ok. Don says she is scarred for life due to this, and she says she can’t run away, because that is what Kurt wants. Tenay asks about her and AJ, and she says this has become an illusion created by Kurt. She says she goes back to work and she will be back next week.

-Jay Lethal walks at the Pink Taco.

-We see highlights of LAX retaining the tag team titles, only to get bet down and whipped by Roode, Storm and Jackie.

~LAX MAKES A CHALLENGE~
Jim Cornette is in the ring and says after last week, there has been a challenge made. He brings out LAX, who made the challenge. Cornette says that LAX is here to make a challenge. They were assaulted and whipped like dogs, with a belt from an LAX fan. Hector went to Cornette and made a challenge for Victory Road, a fan’s revenge lumberjack match. They will pick 12 TNA fans, they get to surround the ring and they get a long leather strap and if anyone tries to escape, then the fans may whip the BEJESUS out of them! Hector says that Roode, Storm and Jackie need to know that they have not forgotten what happened. All they did was wake up the Latino fire within them! They will beat them for their people and with their people. Hector signs the contract for LAX.

Cornette calls out Storm, Roode and Jackie, but only Jackie comes to the ring. Hector better watch himself, the last time a Guerrero tried to mess with Jackie he got an ass whooping! Cornette reminds them that there is no man on woman violence on SPIKE TV. Jackie enters the ring and she says she isn’t a babysitter and doesn’t know where her guys are, but she can promise one is making money and one is getting drunk. She’s out there to accept, and Salinas is pissed. Jackie says her tits are fake, which OFFENDS Salinas. LAX holds Salinas back, but Jackie wants to fight. Cornette says if they want to fight, then they can have a match later tonight, and they better both come alone.

-Kong is out for her $25,000 challenge. Borash is on the mic and announces the challenge. If someone can beat Kong, they will receive $25,000 in cash. They get some volunteers and we head to a commercial.

-Back from commercial and there are some random women and Shantelle Taylor. She signs, they only call her Taylor and we’re a go.

Awesome Kong’s $25,000 Open Challenge: Awesome Kong vs. Taylor

Taylor attacks, bails to the ring and is ready to go. She attacks Kong on the way in, but gets tossed down. They circle, Taylor tries to avoid Kong and does. Kong catches her, and tosses her across the ring. To the ropes, chops by Kong and Taylor is down. Knees by Kong, chops follow and Taylor is down. Taylor escapes the Kong bomb, dropkick connects, off the ropes and Kong takes her down Vader style. Kong calls for a chair, and Taylor dropkicks it into her face! Taylor nails Kong with the chair, again and a third time! Another dropkick and then up top she goes…flies in and gets a missile dropkick and KONG IS DOWN! Cover by Taylor1…2…NO! Kong rolls to the floor, Taylor up top again and Kong catches her! She slams her to the steel post and that had to suck. Back fist MISSES by Kong and she hits the ring post! Taylor fights back but Kong kills her with a clothesline. Back into the ring we go and Kong grabs her, KONG BOMB countered again, leg kicks and a kick to the head by Kong, RANA blocked…KONG BOMB and that is all.

Winner: Awesome Kong @ 4:25 via pin

-TO THE BACK and we see that 3D has put Rhino through a table, and Ray mocks JR with the call.

-TO THE BACK and JB is with Sonjay Dutt. He is a man of love, peace and non-violence. Dutt then says love has taken him over, his love for Val. JB says Dutt should tell Lethal, and he will tell Lethal that Val loves him as well.

-We get a video package for Kaz.

WORLD X-CUP PREVIEW MATCH: Team International’s Alex Kozlov vs. Team TNA’s Kaz

This match is not for points, which is weird since they technically started the tournament. Lock up, Kaz to the arm and Kozlov pulls the hair. Hammerlock by Kozlov, Kaz escapes but Kozlov gets a top wristlock. Kaz flips out, arm drag and then Kozlov stops Kaz, and looks to dance, but eats a boot to the face. A slam by Kaz, slingshot leg drop connects and a cover for 2. To he corner, an enziguri by Kozlov and Kaz falls to the floor. A huge springboard cross body by Kozlov connects! Back in the ring, Kozlov gets his hat and does the RUSSIAN DANCE AND KICKS KAZ IN THE HEAD! HAHAHA! Kozlov covers for 2. Kaz fights out of a side headlock, of the ropes and a roll up for 2. Jack knife for 2, bridge spot and Kozlov gets a backslide for 2. La Magistral Cradle by Kaz for 2. Kozlov trips up Kaz, and now gets a surfboard in the ropes, called the Perestroika. Back in and Kaz manages a DDT, and then a clothesline. A dropkick follows, off the ropes and a back elbow, with a great spin sell by Kozlov gets 2 for Kaz. Sets Kozlov up top, Kozlov fights and sends him back in, leaps over him and then Kozlov gets an enziguri! Springboard splash misses! Wave of the future by Kaz and that is all.

Winner: Kaz @ 5:40 via pin

-TO THE BACK and JB is with Cage. Rhino has been taken out, and Cage says these things happen here in TNA. Rhino has a concussion and can’t go tonight. He’ll be back, because he is tough. Cage is cool about all of this, because he doesn’t see a problem; he sees a phenomenal opportunity.

-We now get a Rough Cuts segment on Matt Morgan.

-Sonjay is at the Pink Taco, he wants to talk but Lethal wants nothing to do with this. Dutt apologizes, and says it was bad timing and wrong. Dutt says they have been best friends for 5-years, and then says Val is in love with him. They brawl. He chokes out Dutt and then drops an elbow off of a ladder. This may be the lamest brawl ever. Lethal spears him though a garage door, a garage door in a bar.

-Earlier tonight Rhino was taken out by 3D. 3D is with JB, and they run down Cage. They are not stupid, they didn’t become 20-time tag team champions by being stupid. They know that Cage is bringing out Styles as his partner. AJ has been running around jumping people all night, so Cage can bring AJ to the ring. They have taken great pleasure in beating AJ down. Ray smeared AJ’s blood on his face, he’s a sick bastard. Devon likes hurting people, and tonight they break his neck, for Kurt Angle. AJ is a home wrecker, and they hope to spill the blood of Cage and AJ all over the building. Devon says he could feel sorry, but he doesn’t. They warned AJ, but he keeps getting involved. Is this a southern thing? Is this how hicks show that they are tough? Tonight, there will be a massacre, and AJ will know why thou shall not mess with Team 3D…oh my brotha, TESTIFY~!

Jackie Moore vs. Salinas

Salinas with I guess what was a Thesz press on Moore. She then gets a slam, goes up top and MISSES a cross body as Moore sidesteps her. Moore with rights, tosses Salinas to the corner and then gets a hair mare. Moore lays the boots to Salinas, to the corner and another hair mare. Moore is killing her, this is glorious. Knees by Moore, and then tosses Salinas to the floor. Moore whips Salinas to the steel barrier and then back into the ring we go. T-BONE suplex by Moore. Clubbing shots to the back, has her in the ropes and sits on her back to choke her out, Salinas stands up and gets an electric chair drop, Moore landed on the back of her head. Clothesline by Salinas, STO follows and she covers for 2. Moore back with a DDT, and then rolls into the guillotine choke and Salinas taps. MMA MOORE~!

Winner: Jackie Moore @ 3:10 via pin

-After the match Moore gets a belt and whips Salinas, which judging by the videos she makes I am sure she enjoys it.

Team 3D (Ray and Devon) vs. AJ Styles and Christian Cage

AJ and Cage charge 3D on the ramp and we’re underway. They brawl around ringside for the first minute with AJ and Cage in control. Ray and AJ in the ring now, AJ gets the dropkick combo and then tags in Cage. Chops by Cage, but they runs into a backdrop from Ray. Devon tags in, rights to Cage and he maintains control. Choke by Devon, Cage tries to fire back and gets a 2nd rope elbow strike for 2. AJ tags in, misses the corner charge and Devon tags in Ray. Ray slams AJ down, WAZZUP head butt and now 3D heads to the floor. They find a table, I am shocked, and bring it to ringside. As they try to get it into the ring Cage gets a dropkick to the table and levels them. AJ leaps off of the back of Cage in an ode to the Hardy’s to hit a sweet flip dive onto 3D. We’ll head to a commercial @ 4:05.

Back from commercial @ 7:30 with Ray getting a hangman’s neck breaker in the corner on AJ. 3D did some shenanigans during the break to get control. Ray tosses AJ across the ring with a huge backdrop, gets a camel clutch variation and partially humbles him, but then bites his nose. Devon sneaks in as Cage distracted the ref, as he tried to help AJ. Devon works the chinlock, and then an elbow drop off of the ropes. Devon poses, slams AJ to the corner and Ray tells Devon that he wants Devon to pin AJ. Devon misses a charge, enziguri to Ray by AJ and all three men are down. AJ crawls…dives and tags in Cage! Rights to 3D, off the ropes and a double clothesline to 3D. Drop toehold and Cage stand son the back of Devon to choke him out. Unprettier try, countered but Cage gets the Edge-A-Cution for 2. Chops by Cage to Devon, Ray slams into Devon by accident and Cage takes him out. Frog Splash to Devon! That gets 2 as Ray breaks it up. Off the ropes, boots by Cage but they get the reverse 3D on him, but only get 2. AJ blind tags in, SUPERMAN FOREARM to Devon! Levels Ray, slams Devon and then he and Cage get DOUBLE DIVING HEAD BUTS! Ray breaks up the pin, tosses Cage and AJ looks for a victory roll…BUT TAKES THE DUDLEYVILLE DEVICE! 1…2…NO! Ray to the 2nd rope, Cage in and low blows Ray. Up top…RANA to Ray! Devon then gets the curtain call on Cage. SUPERMAN forearm by AJ misses! PELE to Devon! Cage low bridges Ray to the floor, Asai DDT by AJ to Devon and that is all!

Winners: AJ Styles and Christian Cage @ 14:05 via pin

-Frank Trigg is out and is pissed at AJ. They jaw and AJ calls Trigg in, but Kurt Angle is out to attack! Ankle lock on AJ! Kurt stands tall to end the show.

-End scene…

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-The show is dedicated to Kevin Sinex (1963-2008), the crewmember that died in the scaffolding accident after the Slammiversary PPV.

-We get highlights from Slammiversary.

-Tenay and West welcome us to the show.

TNA World Title Match: Samoa Joe © vs. Kaz

Wow, the opener? Please give them some time. Kaz and Joe are wearing black armbands in memory of Kevin Sinex, I believe everyone will be for the show. Lock up, they trade side headlocks and Kaz fights out with some forearm shots. To the corner, he avoids Joe sidestepping him on the cross body try and sweeps the leg, counters and they stand off. Nash is watching on backstage, Kaz tries a sunset flip, leg drop by Joe. Knee drop and a cover for 2. Enziguri by Joe, jabs now and off the ropes with a lariat. Joe is dominating right now as he gets a cover for , but it was a lazy one and Kaz cradles him for 2. Kaz slides out of a slam, rights to Joe, off the ropes and runs right into a knee. Kaz manages a neck breaker, both guys down and now exchanging rights. To the corner, but Kaz with rights, springboard back elbow and then a dropkick. Springboard leg drop by Kaz gets 2. Wave of the future countered, snap slam by Joe gets 2. Powerbomb by Joe gets 2, transitions into an STF but Kaz gets the ropes. In the corner, Kaz escapes and gets a yakuza to Joe and covers for 2 as Joe gets the ropes. Boots by Kaz, up top now but Joe gets a leaping Enziguri! Muscle Buster countered and then a roll of the dice by Kaz for 2! Joe sends Kaz to the apron, Kaz slingshots in, Joe catches him and blocks the DDT, sits Kaz up top, chops, rights, MUSCLE BUSTA~! 1…2…3.

Winner: Samoa Joe @ 6:55 via pin

-Booker T is now out, and after a commercial Booker congratulates Joe for beating Kaz, WHOOPTY DOO, you won a trip to Universal! These people don’t give a damn about Joe, and he wants to know what they think about Joe screwing him at Slammiversary. He then calls Joe a punk ass paper champion. If it wasn’t for Nash, he would have been the champion. Booker demands an explanation. But then tells Joe to shut up because he doesn’t want to hear a lame excuse. Booker wants to know if Joe can look at himself in the mirror and say he beat Booker T. Did he beat a real man? Booker is heading to the back, to his locker room, and the door will be open. There is no door on his locker room. He will be waiting, and he wants Joe to show him what kind of champion he really is. Can you dig?

-TO THE BACK as Lauren is with Kurt Angle. She says Karen played a part in AJ beating him and that people think Kurt got what was coming to him. He calls her stupid, asks how many matches she had and such. Kurt says Spike thinks that hot chicks equal ratings. He got a letter from Spike, and Karen has signed a contract with Spike as a talent, and since there is no violence on women on TV, he can get fires for touching her. SO HE PUT A HIT OUT ON HER! There are a locker room full of women that don’t think she belongs and someone will come after her, and she won’t know when and where. By the end of the night, she’ll be o her back, while AJ lies right beside her, comatose. Karen will be embarrassed like he has been, tonight, will be her last night in TNA. It’s real.

-JB is with Davari, the captain of Team International. He speaks gibberish, they run subtitles, and he is here with his team to destroy all of the other teams. Rock on. Saeed is here and says Kong is NOT through punishing the people and next week, she goes back to work taking out one American at a time. Kong will not be kind or gentle anymore, blood will be shed on innocent victims.

WORLD X-CUP PREVIEW MATCH: The Motor City Machineguns (Sabin and Shelley) vs. Naruko Doi & Masato Yoshino

Alex and Doi in, counters to begin and they stand off. Sabin and Yoshino now in, super speed counters off the ropes, dropkick by Yoshino and Sabin is down. Leg lariat by Sabin, tag to Alex and then do some double teams, atomic drop, dropkick and a cover for 2. Chops by Alex, off the ropes and Yoshino counters into a swank octopus hold! Doi in and tosses Sabin. Doi tags in, ax smash to the arm of Alex. Yoshino with a DOUBLE STOMP off of the top to the arm of Alex. Off the ropes, back elbow and then off the ropes and a drop toehold and dropkick combo. Yoshino in, off the ropes and a spinebuster into a modified abdominal stretch. Doi in, to the corner and they double team attack Alex, set him in the ropes and a senton by Yoshino gets 2! Yoshino and Doi celebrate, they work over Alex, a whip and Alex tosses Doi, stun gun to Yoshino and tags Sabin! Rights for all, off the ropes and an atomic drop to Doi. One for Doi and he and Yoshino collide. Sidesteps Doi and he dropkicks Yoshino. Doi is tossed, kicks by Sabin, springboard clotheslines to Yoshino and Doi breaks that up. Brainbuster by Doi, Yoshino in and a boot to Sabin and a crazy tarantula, dropkick by Yoshino. Alex in and all four battle. Sabin in the tree of woe, Doi with a running senton. Missile dropkick by Yoshino gets 2! Doi to the floor, Yoshino in and Sabin and Alex get the double team Yoshino. Double superkicks to Yoshino as Doi was sent to the floor and that is all!

That was insanely fast, and I will admit I likely mixed up Doi and Yoshino at points.

Winners: The Motor City Machineguns @ 6:30 via pin

-TO THE BACK as JB is with Karen Angle. He says good job getting the contract, and they discuss Kurt and the hit he put out on her. She says Kurt will call this off for the sakes of their kids. JB goes to defuse the situation, but as he does, The Beautiful People are here and are pissed that she will be making double what they are making. They call her a bitch and say they never liked her. There is a pecking order, and it is the Beautiful People and then everyone else. They try to brownbag her, and AJ is here to save her. AJ says they don’t want any trouble and to run to Kurt, and tell him anyone that wants to mess with Karen has to go through him first. Love says they are above this high school musical drama. But if AJ wants to have a real woman, he knows where to find them.

~NASH AND JOE DRAMA~
Lauren is with Nash in the back. He says that controversy and money breath the same air. They discuss Booker and Joe, and Nash says Booker has been doing this a long time. Booker touched him and that invited him into the match. Nash says she watched the match and she can decide if what Booker said was true.

Joe is out in the arena now and says since Nash is so opinionated that Nash can say what he has to say to Joe’s face. Nash says they can do this in the back, but Joe says he can say anything he wants in front of the fans and to the world. Shave the sugar off of your lips and say what you got to say big man! Nash says he might not want to hear what he has to say, and maybe the only reason Joe has the strap is because the big man took care of business. A simple thank you may be in order. Joe says Nash should thank him for allowing him to ride his coattails every week. Nash reminds him that he is in fact KEVIN NASH. Nash says that Joe can’t beat Booker T, and it is because it is mental and he is already in his head. You can’t beat Booker. Joe says Nash can stick that up his ass, and leaves.

-JB searched for Kurt Angle and finds him, meeting with Steiner and Rhaka Khan. He gets dismissed.

TNA World Tag Team Title Match: LAX © (Hernandez y Homicide) vs. James Storm and Robert Roode

Cide and Roode to begin. Roode takes him to the mat, Cide works back to his feet and gets Roode down. Back up, off the ropes and a hip toss by Cide. Boot, off the ropes and a back spinning elbow and a cover for 2. Clubbing shots by Roode, tag to Storm and Cide takes him to the corner, lays the boots to him and tags in Hernandez. They double-team Storm and Hernandez gets a cover for 2. Front face lock by Hernandez, tag to Cide and he gets a corner clothesline to Storm. Mounted punches in the corner, and Roode is over to stop that as Miss Jackie distracted the ref. Jackie chokes out Cide with her belt, Roode in and lays the boots to Cide in the corner. Storm back in with a fishhook on Cide, but he gets to his feet and, only to eat a high knee by Storm for 2. Tag back to Roode, boots to the gut as Storm held him and Roode is on control. A slam is countered, tag to Hernandez, flying shoulder block to Roode. Hernandez is running wild, powerslam to Roode gets 2 as Storm breaks it up. Cide sent to the apron, boot by Storm to Hernandez, but he gets tossed to the floor. Storm manages an Enziguri as Hernandez was distracted, Cide gets a Gringo Cutter to Storm on the apron. Roode tries the payoff, countered and a gourd buster. LAX slammed together, Storm gets a belt and puts it on his boot. Hector distracts the ref, Hernandez has Roode up for the border toss and Storm then Superkicks him with the loaded boot. 1…2…3.

Winners AND NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS James Storm and Robert Roode Roode @ 5:45 via pin

Hector complains to the referee and we head to a commercial. After the commercial things are crazy and they restart the match. Storm and Hernandez in, to the corner and a tag to Roode. He beats down Hernandez in the corner, Storm in and Hernandez gets a double clothesline. Back breaker to Storm, slams Roode down, back splash off the top by Cide. Storm in and takes Cide down. Leaps in onto Hernandez, he catches him and gets a sit out powerbomb and that is all.

Winners: LAX @ 1:35 via pin

-After the match Roode gets a chair and lays out Hector, Cide and Hernandez. They now handcuff Hernandez, Hector and Cide to the ropes, and they get belts from the ref and a fan and Roode, Storm and Miss Jackie WHIP THEM! Hell, the ref gets some whipping as well. Roode, Storm and Jackie celebrate with the titles and leather belts.

-TO THE BACK and the Beautiful People, ODB and Gail Km are all brawling.

Gail Kim vs. Velvet Sky

Kim attacks as Sky makes her entrance. They brawl a bit at ringside, and are now in the ring. Kim with some quick roll ups and dropkicks. Lucha run up arm drag to Sky, drags up Sky by the hair, chops to Sky. Avoids a corner charge, but Sky rakes her eyes. Dropkicks her off of the apron and to the floor. She got her in the knee and Kim sells the injured knee. Back in the ring and Sky covers for 2. Kim fights back with rights, tries the run up again but the knee buckles. Sky kicks the leg out from under her, and then applies the world’s worst figure four. Kim battles for the ropes, and then turns the hold. Sky then gets the ropes for the break. Back elbow by Kim, a clothesline and another. Kim with chops, a whip, reversal and a boot by Kim as Sky charged in. Neck snap off the ropes by Kim gets 2. Kim up top, and MISSES a missile dropkick! Sky covers for 2. Mounted punches by Sky, chokes her out and then tries to brownbag Kim. Kim kicks her in the head, rights to Sky, and then they do something and blow a spot. Kim then gets the neck breaker and that is all, thankfully.

Winner: Gail Kim @ 4:55 via pin

-After the match Kim gives Sky the brownbag treatment.

-We see replays from the end of the tag title match.

-TO THE BACK and Roode says what happened to LAX was a little taste, a drive by. Storm mocks LAX and says that they cannot beat them. They have the money and the beer. Roode takes a drink and hates it. Storm says he is from Tennessee, drives a 1970 pick up truck with a shotgun in the back! They want a fight, but can LAX give them one?

WORLD X-CUP PREVIEW MATCH: Curry Man vs. Alex Kozlov

Lock up to begin, Curry Man works the arm but Kozlov with the reversal, counters by Curry Man and a quick cover for 1. Side headlock by Curry Man, off the ropes and Kozlov stops Curry Man and DANCES~! GOD BLESS THAT MAN! Curry Man now dances, drop toeholds Kozlov and then jabs. Off the ropes, clothesline by Curry Man. To he corner, sets him in the ropes and Curry Man gets the running ass charge. Slingshot suplex by Curry Man gets 2. SHADES OF TULLY BLANCHARD! Kozlov back with a powerslam, and he goes to the apron and springs in over Curry Man, kicks by Curry Man and then the spice rack is countered into a Russian leg sweep, springboard splash by Kozlov and that is all!

Winner: Alex Kozlov 2:45 via pin

-JB tries to interview Dutt, but he says no comment. Joe then tells Booker he has his title shot at Victory Road and they shake. Booker says that Joe is making it too easy for him, he doesn’t like him but he respects him. The road to Victory is through Houston, he has a lot of HOMIES there, and he will not disappoint them. Joe then says it does smell like piss in there, tosses him a set of keys and says Booker can use his locker room, because he doesn’t need it.

-Sonjay is more jacked than ever, and dare I say not well. He dedicates the match to Val, his love. After he wins, Val needs to come to the ring and seal the deal with a big kiss.

Sonjay Dutt vs. Consequences Creed

They lock up and Dutt works the arm to begin, counter by Creed, off the ropes and a shoulder block. Hip toss by Dutt, rights to Creed but Creed back with jabs, split and then back up with a big right. Forearms to Dutt, a whip and Creed with a big cross body for 2. Dutt comes back with a bulldog to the corner, springs in with a missile dropkick. A chin lock by Dutt, Creed fights to his feet but Dutt beats him down. A whip by Dutt, back elbow in the corner but Creed EXPLODES from the corner and levels Dutt! Creed with another clothesline and gets a cover for 2. Dutt grabs the ref, LOW BLOW to Creed. Rights follow, a slam and then Dutt up top and gets the 450 splash on Creed for the win.

Winner: Sonjay Dutt @ 3:05 via pin

-Jay Lethal hits the ring an attacks Dutt! Dutt manages to escape, Lethal challenges Dutt to a match at the Pink Taco, where they had the bachelor party. Um, ok.

-Tomko and Team 3D walk as do Cage, Rhino and Morgan.

-Frank Trigg is out to do commentary for the main event.

Lumberjack Match: AJ Styles vs. Kurt Angle

The lumberjacks are Christian Cage, Rhino, Matt Morgan, Tomko and Team 3D.

Lock up to begin, Angle goes to the arm but AJ counters into an arm drag and hip toss. A slam follows and a cover for 2. Angle to the floor, Cage, Rhino and Morgan get some shots and toss him back in. Angle charges, misses and to the floor. Lumberjack attack on Angle, he gets tossed back in and AJ rolls him up for 2. Angle tries to hip toss AJ to the floor, fails, SUPERMAN forearm by AJ and a cover for 2. To the corner they go, Angle with a cheap shot to AJ, and then tosses him to the floor. AJ avoids the heels and gets back into the ring. Angle tries the AJ leap frog, drop down and dropkick combo and AJ avoids that, and then gets it himself and covers for 2 as Ray pulled the ref to the apron. Forearms by AJ, but Angle pulls AJ to the floor and now 3D and Tomko beat him down. Rhino, Cage and Morgan over, the lumberjacks brawl and then Rhino takes a reverse 3D on the floor as we head to commercial @ 4:30.

Back from commercial @ 7:40 as Angle gets a suplex for 2. Rhino has been taken out as we saw before the commercial, AJ fights back and gets a clothesline to Angle. Another, corner clothesline! SWEET JESUS AJ killed Angle with a hammerlock back suplex. Ray distracts the ref, Angle slam countered by AJ, RANA into a cover, but the ref is distracted, finally over and counts 2. Back breaker by AJ, into a slam and a cover for 2. AJ with an Enziguri to Ray, Cage takes out Devon, AJ rolls up Angle, has the pin but the ref is distracted. Ray nails AJ, stun gun, Angle slam on AJ by Angle and that is all.

Winner: Kurt Angle @ 10:00 via pin

The lumberjacks, minus Rhino all brawl. Ray beats down AJ as Angle takes out Cage. Devon and Tomko have Morgan laid out on the floor, and now we have tables. Angle and crew are beating AJ and his friends down but here comes Abyss! Abyss starts to clean house on the bad guys, Tomko attacks from behind and goes for a tree slam, but Abyss CHOKESLAMS Tomko through the table!

Everyone else brawls up the ramp, leaving AJ and Angle in the ring. AJ slams Angle into the table after a PELE, and now sets the table and lays Angle on it. AJ FLIES but Angle moves out of the way and AJ crashes through the table. Ankle lock by Angle now, Karen runs out to try and make him stop, and dares Kurt to hit her. Uh oh…Awesome Kong makes her way to the ring! She grabs Karen and tosses her down to the mat. Kurt gives a thumbs down and Kong just punches Karen and drops her. He then lays AJ beside her, making his earlier promise come true.

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The Pay-Per-View kicks off with the TNA X Division Championship as “Maple Leaf Muscle” Petey Williams defended the gold against Kaz. Williams was wearing a protective face mask due to a recent injury he sustained. Rhaka Khan attempted to interfere, but it was all a cover for “Big Poppa Pump” Scott Steiner to come down with a steel pipe. Steiner got the pipe to Williams, who cracked it over Kaz’s skull and bloodied him. Williams hit the Canadian Destroyer on Kaz for the win to successfully defend the title.

After the bout, Steiner got on the microphone to talk trash to Kaz, but the monster Abyss made his surprise return and hit the Black Hole Slam on Steiner, Williams and Rhaka Khan! Abyss then picked up Kaz on his shoulders and carried him to the back.

Eric Young interrupted Mike and Don at the commentary table, claiming that Elvis was coming to the event!

JB interviewed Kevin Nash about his role as the enforcer for the King Of The Mountain match. Nash claimed Joe’s reign as champion was an investment Nash couldn’t afford to lose.

The Knockouts team of Gail Kim, ODB and Roxxi defeated The Beautiful People and their new bodyguard Moose when ODB beat Moose.

Lauren interviewed Rhino, who talked about how the past year was so tough for him, but his goal was to walk out World Champion.

In a clash of two of the best tag teams in the sport today, TNA World Tag Team Champions The Latin American Xchange defeated Team 3D to retain the gold. In the end, as Team 3D was getting ready to hit the 3D finisher on Hernandez, Homicide snuck up behind Brother Ray and rolled him up with a small package for the win!

JB interviewed Robert Roode, who talked about winning the King Of The Mountain match and cementing himself among the elite in TNA.

Next up, TNA Women’s Champion Awesome Kong made her open challenge, which was once again answered by a fan in the crowd. After Kong decimated that challenger, she wanted another victim. Minutes later, she annihilated that person as well. As Kong was about to leave, she was interrupted by Eric Young, who announced that Elvis was here! This “Elvis” danced his way to the ring - where he was met by Awesome Kong! Kong destroyed Elvis and finally left the arena!

Lauren interviewed Christian Cage about his chances in the main event tonight and regaining the World Championship.

Next up was the wedding with Jay Lethal and SoCal Val, also featuring Sonjay Dutt, America Idol star Ace Young, plus wrestling legends Koko B. Ware, Kamala, Jake “The Snake” Roberts and George “The Animal” Steele. However, Sonjay Dutt ruined the wedding - and his friendship with Jay Lethal - when he begged Val to marry him instead. Dutt and Lethal got into an argument, with Dutt eventually blindsiding Lethal and attacking him! Before Dutt could inflict any more damage the wrestling legends hit the ring to chase him away!

Backstage, JB interviewed Booker T about his chances in the King Of the Mountain match.

In the first of the two main-event matches, “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles defeated Kurt Angle thanks to Karen Angle! It looked like Karen was actually on Kurt’s side and was going to slide a chair into him, but she yanked it away at the last moment - allowing AJ to make a comeback and beat Kurt with the Styles Clash! After the bout, Kurt snapped and demolished AJ With a chair. Fearful for her well-being, Karen left the ring - allowing Kurt and Tomko (who tried to interfere earlier) the opportunity to destroy The Phenomenal One. Angle put AJ in the Ankle Lock submission and refused to let go until referees and security pulled him off AJ.

In the main event King Of The Mountain match, Samoa Joe made history by becoming the first defending TNA World Heavyweight Champion to win the ladder match and retain the gold! However, the win came with controversy, as Booker T looked to have it won - but it was the special enforcer Kevin Nash that cost Booker his chance at the win!

How will all this unfold? Tune into Thursday’s “iMPACT!” to find out!

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-Tenay and West welcome us to the show.

King of the Mountain Preview Match: Booker T and Robert Roode vs. Christian Cage and Rhino

Roode and Rhino to begin. Shoulder block and a clothesline by Rhino and a cover for 1.Arm bar, tag to Cage and he chops away at Roode. A spin kick by Cage connects and he covers for 2. Knees by Roode, rights and a tag to Booker. Chops by Cage, an Irish whip, reversal and a boot by Cage. 2nd rope uppercut connects, but Booker battles back as they go to the corner, Cage clears out Roode but takes a side kick from Booker. Booker with mounted rights, holds Cage and boots from Roode. He chokes out Cage. Cage slowly battles back, eye poke by Roode and a tag to Booker. Double suplex on Cage, side kick by Booker and a cover for 2. Knees to Cage, tag to Roode and he delivers boots to Cage. To the corner, back elbow by Cage and as he tries a tornado DDT he is tossed off. Cage avoids the northern lariat, inverted DDT by Cage and both men are down. Tags to Rhino and Booker, flying clothesline by Rhino. To the corner, a whip and a corner spear. Spinebuster by Rhino gets 2 as Roode makes the save. Cage and he battle, to the apron, boots to Roode and then a plancha by Cage. Knees by Booker, misses the ax kick…GORE by Rhino! 1…2…but Team 3D runs in and we get a DQ.

Winner: Rhino and Cage @ 5:05 via DQ

-Team 3D beat down Cage and Rhino, Devon gets the tables as Roode and Rhino brawl. 3D sets up the table in the corner, but AJ is out and fights 3D off. Double clothesline to 3D, Cage and Rhino are back and they all brawl. The faces clear the ring and stand tall. AJ tells Cage and Rhino that he knows that they aren’t even, but he and Cage were like family. He hopes that someday they can be on the same page. AJ promises to beat the piss out of Angle at Slammiversary. He isn’t out to pin Angle, but he is out to hurt him. As for tonight, AJ promises to take out Angle’s but buddy Tomko tonight. Cornette is out and says AJ has been beat on for weeks, but he keeps coming back. Cornette makes the match and says the special referee will be Kevin Nash.

-Earlier today JB met with Joe while he trained. They discuss Nash being the special enforcer, and Joe says he has been a son of a bitch and a mean person, but he is not stupid. Nash taught him that you respect who you have to, but you don’t trust anyone. He will prevail at Slammiversary, and he will ask Nash what his intentions are tonight. And then, they will know where they stand.

-We join the Beautiful People and Lauren is pissed with them. They insult her and ask where he bag is. Sky says they have something better, and take her mic. They make her hold up a blown up trading card in front of her face. Sky says they are hated because they are better, smarter and prettier than everyone. Don’t hate the Beautiful People, Hate the Game. They are insulted about the street fight, but Love says Sky will not break a sweat tonight, because they don’t sweat. They tell ODB to bring her friends, and say that they will fight ugly. Look all you want, but never touch the Beautiful People.

-Saeed and Kong are here and say that tonight Kong will cripple someone.

Knockouts Street Fight: ODB vs. Velvet Sky w/Angelina Love

ODB is chewing tobacco. She spits in the face of Sky and starts to beat her ass. Sky to the floor, ODB follows and she tosses Love down. ODB and Sky into the crowd now to brawl. ODB misses a charge, and they brawl into the bleachers now. They throw some drinks on each other, and back to ringside we go. Into the ring we go, ODB up top and, fights off Love but gets knocked to the floor. Love lays the boots to her and then tosses her back in. Sky covers for 2. Octopus hold by Sky, bites her hand as well. Sunset flip try, ODB pulls her up and slams her to the corner. Forearms now by ODB, chops, Sack of shit slam, kip up and Rusty Trombone celebration. Love grabs ODB, Sky charges and almost hits her, but ODB slams them together. Powerslam by ODB and that is all.

Winner: ODB @ 4:11 via pin

-After the match Love attacks and gets the flatliner. Roxxi is out for the save and Gail Kim is back with her knee taped up. Roxxi and Kim have the advantage and Mickie Knuckles makes her debut and TBONES Roxxi! Double Arm DDT to Kim. They brownbag Kim and celebrate.

-We get clips of Jay Lethal’s bachelor party. Curry Man was doing Karaoke, tremendous. Lethal discusses Lanny Poffo setting this up and asks if he is here. Dutt promises a surprise for Sunday. Storm enjoys the free alcohol and passes out. BG James tells him to shut up and learn to take orders for a successful marriage. Sharky is ready to party and they drink.

-Don West runs down some TNA Live dates.

-Eric Young searches for Elvis.

-West and Tenay hype Slammiversary.

* JAY LETHAL and SOCAL VAL’S WEDDING
* ODB and Roxxi vs. The Beautiful People
* AJ STYLES vs. KURT ANGLE
* TNA WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: LAX © vs. TEAM 3D
* TNA X-DIVISION TITLE MATCH: PETEY WILLIAMS © vs. KAZ
* TNA WORLD TITLE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN MATCH w/Kevin Nash as special enforcer: SAMOA JOE © vs. RHINO vs. CHRISTIAN CAGE vs. BOOKER T vs. RHINO

-Sting interview time. They discuss Flair and Sting discusses the battles with Flair he had, and says Flair was his greatest opponent and put him on the map. As for the retirement, Sting says Flair gave more to wrestling than anyone, and he doesn’t know how he did it all those years. Sting thinks about his retirement as well, especially after the Flair retirement.

-We get a King of the Mountain video package.

X-Division King of the Mountain Match: Curry Man vs. Jimmy Rave vs. Kaz vs. Chris Sabin vs. Johnny Devine - The winner gets a TNA World Title shot on the Impact after Slammiversary!

They all brawl to begin, Curry Man and Sabin battle. Forearms by Curry Man, Rave to the floor and Kaz kicks Devine in the head. Devine is catapulted to the floor by Kaz. Kaz and Rave go at it, but rave STO’s Kaz on the apron. Suicide dive by Sabin. DEVINE MOONSAULTS OFF OF THE LITTLE CAGE onto Sabin and Kaz! And we head to a commercial @ 1:30.

Back from commercial @ 4:25 as ladders are involved now. Rave pinned Curry Man during the break, so he is eligible. Rave gets the big red X and starts to climb. Sabin missile dropkicks the ladder, and rolls up Rave for the pin, Sabin is eligible. Curry Man and Devine brawl at ringside, Sabin climbs but Kaz tosses a ladder at him. Sabin hits Kaz with the X, they set up ladders and climb, Kaz knocks the X to the mat and to the mat they go. Wave of the future into the ladders by Kaz. Curry Man monkey flips Kaz into the ladders, Devine in and DDT’s Curry Man. Devine gets a ladder, sets it in the ropes and grabs Curry Man. Suplex onto the ladder by Devine, Rave is out of the cage as Sabin nails Devine with the ladder. Tree of woe on Devine, lays the ladder in front of him and LEVITATION DROPKICK to Devine! We head to a commercial @ 8:25.

Back from commercial @ 11:40 and we get a three man tower of doom spot. Sabin and Kaz battle on the little cage, Kaz grabs Sabin…but Sabin counters the capacitor try and then Sabin dives in onto Curry Man. Kaz kicks a ladder into Devine’s face as he tries to hit Kaz with it on the cage. Kaz rides the ladder in onto Rave and gets the pin. Devine then rolls up Kaz for the pin. Kaz and Devine are eligible, but Kaz has to go to the penalty box. Devine goes to climb, Sabin grabs him and gets kicked away. Back elbow by Devine, traps Sabin in the ladder and dropkicks him in the face. Devine climbs, Curry Man is up and grabs Devine…SPICE RACK~! 1…2…3. Curry Man is eligible. Slingshot suplex on Sabin! Tosses him to the floor, and now Curry Man sets up a ladder, Kaz and Devine brawl in the cage as Curry Man climbs. Kaz in, runs up the ladder and knocks Curry Man off, grabs the X and hangs it for the win!

Winner: Kaz @ 16:15

-We get another King of the Mountain video package.

-Riesha Saeed and Kong make their way to the ring.

-We get a video of Kong killing bitches.

-JB announces the challenge and they pick a few ladies to choose from, and Amber O’Neil, Becky Bayless and Daffney are all there! They choose Daffney! Daffney signs the release and has a mouth guard. Smart woman.

Awesome Kong’s $25,000 Open Challenge Title Match: Awesome Kong vs. Daffney

Daffney is ready to go with the mouth guard and fighting gloves. Kong tosses her down, Daffney shoves her and then gets some rights. This angers Kong who starts to beat her ass. Bend her in half reverse torture rack by Kong! To the floor they go, Kong lays the boots to her and then slams her to the railing. Kong tosses her back in the ring, bull rushes her down. KONG BOMB and that is all.

Winner: KONG @ 2:33 via pin

-O’Neil and Bayless watch on in horror.

-We get another Abyss video package. He will be released in three days and will go home.

-Tenay and West discuss the Abyss video, and speculate that he could be at Slammiversary.

-Lauren is with Kevin Nash. He has his pal Louisville with him. He says he has a game plan, and the bat is it. Joe is here and asks what his plans for Slammiversary are. Joe asks if Nash has his back or if he is out to stab it. Nash says to take the bass out of his voice. Nash says Joe is smart, and says he has to take care of his investment. But Nash is tired of it, he did what was right for Joe and his career. He has been there, and says lesson 69 says paranoia makes you crazy. He gives Joe the bat and turns his back and says to take a swing. Joe says he won’t need that and won’t attack from behind if and when he comes for him.

-More stuff from Jay’s bachelor party. He has telegrams from the groomsmen, the first one is from KOKO B WARE, THE BIRDMAN! Next is George the Animal Steele. And then Kamala. Dutt now brings out a stripper…Kip James. Oh fuck this. Why is Dutt slapping his ass? MENTAL FLOSS PLEASE! NO BUYS!

James Storm w/Miss Jackie, Kip James and Lance Hoyt w/Christy Hemme vs. Matt Morgan and LAX (Hernandez y Homicide) w/Salinas and Hector Guerrero

Storm and Cide to begin, lock up and Storm gets a shoulder block. Some counters, Hernandez tags in and goes to work on Storm. Kip gets a boot to Hernandez and runs away. Bear hug on Storm, knees to the back by Cide as he tagged in and then a back elbow. Off the ropes, Jackie trips up Cide and Storm take shim to the floor. Knees by Jackie, Salinas is there and Jackie knocks her down. Enziguri by Storm to Cide, lung blower and a cover for 2. Sets Cide up top, and tosses him off of a Tornado DDT try. Air Raid Crash into a face plant by Storm. Tag to Hoyt, ass guitar, sack of shit slam and a tag to Kip. Knees to the back and right into the chinlock. Tag back to Storm, off the ropes and a clothesline by both guys and they go down. Tags and Kip and Morgan are in. Morgan cleans house, head butts and clotheslines for all. Side slam on Storm. Old School on Kip! Moonsault by Hoyt, spinebuster on him by Hernandez. It breaks down, Hernandez is killing people. Cide in now, STEREO DIVES by LAX! Morgan and Kip left, F5 by Morgan on Kip and that is all.

Winner: LAX and Matt Morgan @ 6:15 via pin

-TO THE BACK with Petey, Steiner and Khan. Petey curls the title belt, and Steiner tells JB to shut the hell up. He says Kaz hasn’t beaten anyone, and when JB mentions Terror Dome, Steiner BERRIES it. He and Petey are wrestlers. JB tries to cut off Petey, he grabs the mic and starts to talk but they cut him off. That sucked.

-Kurt and Karen Angle join us via satellite. Kurt says he was the victim, gave her everything and was never appreciated. Karen says he did give her a lot of things, but he never gave her HIS LOVE! Angle loves his career as well as her, while Karen says he loves himself more than her and the kids. Kurt doesn’t see why this is wrong. He then says Karen banged AJ, Tenay interjects and asks if Kurt has proof, Kurt tells him to shut up and accuses him of nailing Karen as well. Kurt them blows a gasket and says he will break every bone in AJ’s body.

-TO THE BACK and JB is with AJ. AJ says they won’t be married anymore, and says he has NOT been with Karen. JB says no one believes it, and AJ says he saw nothing. SCREW YOU KURT! I AM DONE! I haven’t forgotten all of the blood shed, your twisted thoughts of what Karen and I didn’t do. I got back up, but at Slammiversary you won’t! WAR AJ!

-More bachelor party stuff. Dutt’s family made a special gift, a giant cake. Christy Hemme pops out of the cake and Rave and Hoyt are there as well. They then leave. ODB is here now and has a giant box…errrr, gift for Jay. A GIANT SNAKE! SNAKE ROBERTS RUINED MY WEDDING! Jake will be at the open bar Sunday.

Tomko vs. AJ Styles w/Kevin Nash as Special Referee

AJ SAYS FUCK THE WORLD before the bell and hits a huge dive onto Tomko! They brawl, at ringside, AJ rolls him in and AJ is in control. Crowd loves AJ, he catapults Tomko as he was under the ropes. Knee strikes by AJ, Tomko tries to toss him off and AJ charges back in for the attack. Tomko tosses AJ to the floor as we head to a commercial @ 2:20.

Back from commercial @ 5:55 and AJ gets the dropkick and things are even as both guys are down. Tomko tosses AJ off the ropes, counter and a clothesline by AJ. Another and JA is fired up. Clash try, Tomko fights and Roode is out on the ram, Nash attacks. Tomko slams AJ down and covers for 2. Nash still fights off Roode, Booker is out and Nash fights him off. DDT by AJ on Tomko…PELE~! AJ up top…FROG SPLASH! 1…2…3.

Winner: AJ Styles @ 7:55 via pin

-Nash checks on AJ after the match, but Booker is in with a chair and lays out Nash. Tomko and Booker attack AJ. Rhino is out as well as Cage and Roode. CLUSTER BRAWL~! Team 3D now is in and the heels gets the advantage, until LAX hit the ring. JOE IS OUT now and he starts to clean house! Joe and Booker go at it, jabs by Joe, Nash has the chair, Booker moves and he NAILS Joe in the shoulder! Nash checks on Joe, but Joe is pissed off and the show ends.

-Video package to hype Sunday.

-End scene…

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He likes playing a heel right now.

He does not know Lashley’s future plans as far as TNA goes.

He believes Michael Hayes is not a racist.

He believes, like many others, that Samoa Joe is the future.

TNA might be confusing fans with too many gimmick matches.

He would welcome Ultimate Warrior to the company.