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-We get highlights from last week.

-Tenay and West welcome us to the show.

~BOOKER and the BOYZ SPEAK~
Team 3D comes to the ring, followed by Booker T to kick off the show. Ray says in this sport, guy like Booker and 3D are referred to as the bad guys, because they do bad things to good people, and they like it. Tomko is in the back, getting ready for his KOTM Qualifying match, and Angle is in Hollywood shooting his next project. So the three of them will be representing the bad guys. Are they really the bad guys, or is this guy? They lower a big picture of AJ Styles. It’s his giant trading card actually. They say that this is his new trading card, and say that this card is soon to be a collector’s item. Nobody can find AJ Styles right now. Ray asks if they are the bad guys, or is it AJ? AJ is a scumbag, a wife stealer, a home wrecker even! An Adulterer he says. Ray now stands on the picture and says AJ slept with Karen Angle while Kurt’s children were asleep in their beds. Are they bad? Or is AJ bad? AJ is as low as it gets he says.

Booker now says that he is ROYAL T. When he came to TNA he promised to bring his grace to TNA, and bring them prominence. He has done that already. In turn he was promised many things, and received nothing in return. He got a locker room that smelled of rodents, rodents that used it as a pissing playground. Is that any way to treat royalty? He will prove at the KOTM that he is the best and will make all of us bow down and kiss his royal feet. Especially Joe. Thank you all.

Devon now discusses Hector Guerrero and LAX, who comes to the ring with Salinas. Hector says they have talked enough. You can bloody and beat them down, but they will just keep coming back. Cornette said that at Slammiversary LAX will battle Team 3D. But why wait?

As they are about to come to the ring Christian Cage makes his way out to the ring, along with Rhino. Cage says he is sorry to stop LAX, but he has something to say. He asks Booker what he has been smoking and calls him Bob Marley! Cage says people won’t respect him for what he did in the past, and that embarrassed Booker. Cage doesn’t care that he is a 5-time WCW champion, because he is NOTHING around here until he becomes TNA World Champion. Speaking of that, Cage and Rhino will qualify for the KOTM match at Slammiversary.

Samoa Joe now comes to the ring as we enter old school ECW territory. Joe is in the crowd, because he’s a people’s champ. Joe now says they are all getting ahead of themselves. Joe tells Cage that he will win the KOTM match at Slammiversary. Like the people will tell you, they want a champion that kicks ass to keep the title. That makes no excuses. He’s talking to Booker. Booker, for everything you say and claim to be, when you look in Joe’s eyes, well, it is real easy to find him. Say what you got to say. He then calls Booker a punk ass bitch. And everyone already knows this. Joe says the time for talk is over, and tonight Cage, Rhino, LAX and he should put differences aside and beat them down for what they did to AJ. They then run off Booker and Team 3D.

AJ then comes out and takes out 3D with chair shots as Booker runs away.

-TO THE BACK with JB and Karen Angle. She is happy that AJ is ok, and she is glad that he is ok because she would have blamed herself. AJ apparently has something to say to her tonight, and she doesn’t know what it is.

-Tenay and West recap what just happened.

-TO THE BACK and Lauren is with Ace Young, who will sing at Machismo and Val’s Slammiversary wedding. Val is star struck. Lauren asks Machismo about last week and Dutt says then says tonight the Rock and Rave will get there’s tonight. Machismo says he is a little stressed and has pre-wedding jitters. Dutt says it is not too late. Young has a surprise for after the match.

-KONG is here and grabs Lauren by the hair. Kong will beat up another American from the crowd.

-Lord, Hermie Sadler is doing commentary.

The Rock and Rave Infection (Hoyt and Rave) vs. Sonjay Dutt and Black Machismo w/Val and Ace Young

Dutt and Rave to begin. Off the ropes, counters and a knee by Rave. Off the ropes again, crazy head scissors by Dutt. A tag to Hoyt and Machismo, Machismo escapes a press slam and gets jabs to Hoyt. Hoyt tosses him to the corner, Rave in and rights to Machismo. A hip toss and cartwheel by Machismo. Tag to Dutt, off the ropes and a boot and then Dutt and Machismo argue over some miscommunication, which allows Hoyt to come in and clean house. Double back elbows and a double elbow drop on Dutt gets 2. Hoyt tags in, chokes out Dutt in the corner, a big slam and a cover for 2. Dutt battles back, and counters a chokeslam into a RANA! Tags to Rave and Machismo, he goes to the apron, springs in with a missile dropkick on Rave. Hemme trips up Machismo, and Young trips up Hoyt. Machismo then rolls up Rave for the pin.

Winners: Dutt and Machismo @ 3:30 via pin

-Machismo then calls Dutt in the ring, and we head to a commercial.

-Back from commercial and Machismo and Dutt are still there, what did they do during the break? Machismo says he has been watching him and has something to ask him. There is only 10-days to the wedding, listen, I have seen it. I asked you last week to be my best man, so accept it now like a man! “WEEEL YEWWWW BEEEE MYYY BESTTTTT MANNN? YEAH!!” They shake. Ace Young then says they will have the bachelor party next week. They then show an Ace Young Video, starring Val and Machismo. Wow.

-Tenay and West discuss the KOTM Qualifying matches for tonight.

-TO THE BACK as the Beautiful People are with Lauren. They say they do these interviews and Lauren disrespects them. They then place a brown paper bag on her head and tell her to GET TO STEPPING! They promise to do this to all the wenches in TNA that disrespect them. They call Roxxi a hideous she-beast. It makes Love want to barf, which she only does when she wants to get under 95-lbs. Right. So Lauren is an idiot that didn’t see that coming and Love has an eating disorder. Tremendous.

Angelina Love w/Velvet Sky vs. Roxxi

Roxxi rushes the ring and goes to work on Love. Slams her to the corner, Irish whip and a back elbow connects. A clothesline and mounted right and lefts on Love. Roxxi slams her down, more rights and then chases Sky around the ring. Back in, but Love is back up and clotheslines her down. Love slams Roxxi’s head to the mat, to the corner and lays the boots to her. Irish whip, back elbow by Roxxi but Love back with the bicycle kick and a cover for 2. Love throws a fit, forearms to Roxxi now and off the ropes but Roxxi catches her with a fall away slam. Both ladies are down, work to their feet and Roxxi with clotheslines. Forearms now, Love is down. A big boot by Roxxi and a cover for 2. Roxxi nails Sky off of the apron, Roxxi rolls up Love for 2. Roxxi goes for the Voodoo Bomb, countered and Sky SPRAYS hair spray in her hair, and Love gets the flatliner for the win.

Winner: Angelina Love @ 3:30 via pin

-After the match they give Roxxi the brown back treatment as well and then lay the boots to her. ODB and Gail Kim on crutches make their way out and ODB takes a crutch and clears the ring, making the save.

-TO THE BACK as JB is with Cornette. Cornette blows his load over the fact that JB took part in the Kong killing a fan deal. Cornette says he will not take the fall for it. JB tries to explain himself, and Cornette says he should have taken one for the team. JB shows him the rating from last week, which says it was the highest rated segment of the week (it wasn’t, it tied for the lowest segment of hour two with the Sting interview, which is bombing since it has been shown a few times already) and Cornette is pleased now. He speaks pig Latin, to keep it between them. Cornette says to make sure they sign releases. Booker and 3D are here, he complains about his locker room again and Cornette says it is good enough for everyone so it is good enough for Booker. Booker disagrees, but Cornette doesn’t care. Booker says he is taking over the office and dismisses Cornette. Ray then tells Cornette to do the right thing. Cornette says he has to go to the ring, and says when he comes back, they shouldn’t be there.

-Eric Young searches for Elvis.

~CORNETTE SPEAKS~
Jim Cornette is out to hype Slammiversary.
*The King of the Mountain TNA Title Match: Joe © vs. Roode vs. Booker vs. ??? vs. ???
*AJ Styles vs. Kurt Angle
*TNA Tag Title Match: LAX © vs. Team 3D

As he is about to leave, Kevin Nash is out to the ring. He says he couldn’t hear what Cornette was saying, and says Cornette will do nothing to Booker and 3D. He makes fun of the security in TNA, and speculates that someone will take a dump on Cornette’s desk. Cornette asks what Nash is doing out here, and Nash says it is apparent that Cornette has lost control, and might want Nash’s help. Cornette says he knows Nash wants something in return, and Nash says he will take care of the three gentlemen, and in return Cornette will make Nash the special enforcer for the KOTM match at Slamiversary. Nash says it is all about business, and Cornette agrees. Nash says to ask him nicely, he does, and Nash says it would be an honor.

-MORE DISTURBING FOOTAGE OF ABYSS AIRS. He can go home soon, he is still disturbed, he is no longer a danger to himself and such.

-Kong, Saeed and JB are out for the next KONG CHALLENGE! During the commercial they picked a victim.

Awesome Kong’s $25,000 Open Challenge: Awesome Kong vs. Victim

Kong chases the Victim around, grabs her ad tosses her down. Kong grabs her by the hair, knees her and then connects with a right. The Victim runs to the floor, Kong chases and drags her back to the ring by the hair. Kong tosses her back into the ring, lays the boots to her and then more rights connect. Knees by Kong, KONG BOMB KILLS HER! That is all. That looked like it hurt, badly.

Winner: Awesome Kong @ 2:20 via pin

-TO THE BACK and JB is with Booker and Team 3D. Nash walks in and Booker says they are having a meeting. Nash says it will be easy on everyone if they hit the bricks. Devon says there are three of them and one of him. Nash says Louie is with him, Louisville Slugger. He clears them out, and says it is nothing personal, just business.

-We get a video history of Rhino vs. James Storm. It gets stopped because they are brawling backstage! Jackie is there and nails Rhino with a shovel, and as Storm gets an advantage, security breaks it up.

King of the Mountain Qualifying Match: James Storm vs. Rhino

We come back from commercial and they are brawling out to the ring. Lots of brawling, Rhino suplexes Storm onto the ramp and chases Jackie away. Storm then spits beer in Rhino’s face, hits him with a water bottle and then slams him into the security barrier. Finally into the ring and Storm gets a snap mare and right into the chinlock. Rhino escapes, battles back and shoots Storm off of the ropes, reversal and Storm with an Enziguri, a knee buster and then a neck breaker for 2. Storm now chokes him out over the ropes, Jackie lays in some forearms and we head to a commercial @ 3:40.

We’re back from commercial @ 6:45 as Rhino makes his comeback. To the corner, shoulder block to Storm and then a belly to belly. Rhino sets for the gore, Storm sidesteps him and gets the last call, but Rhino rolls to the floor. Jackie and Storm rolls Rhino back into the ring, Storm follows and covers for 2. Storm sets for another last call, Rhino ducks and then GORES STORM INSIDE OUT for the win. Storm sells it like a champ, he is the man.

Winner: Rhino @ 8:45 via pin

-The King of the Mountain TNA Title Match: Joe © vs. Robert Roode vs. Booker T vs. Rhino vs. ???

-We get a video package on the history of Cage and Tomko.

-JB is with Tomko, who is working out. He has no remorse for what he did to AJ. It is all about Tomko, and it is Tomko time! He will wear Cage’s blood tonight, and then he will go to the KOTM and win the TNA World Title. Christian, you’re just dead!

King of the Mountain Qualifying Match: Christian Cage vs. Tomko

Tomko attacks as Cage was playing to the crowd in the corner. He then uses Cage’s ring gear to choke him out. Cage back with chops, a boot by Tomko, press slam try, Cage counters but gets tossed to the corner. Back elbow by Cage, to the second rope but Tomko gets a bog boot, sending Cage all the way to the floor. We head to a commercial @ 1:30.

Back from commercial @ 4:45 with Tomko getting a powerslam for 2. Into the chinlock goes Tomko, Cage escapes but Tomko takes him right back down. Tomko for the press slam and then transitions it into the sack of shit slam for 2.Cage back with boots, Tomko with chops and then tosses Cage to the floor. Tomko tosses him back into the ring, chokes him out in the corner and maintains control. Stalling suplex by Tomko and a cover for 2. Rights by Cage, but Tomko powers him back to the corner and sets him up top. Rights by Tomko, Cage battles back and then gets a tornado DDT! Chops by Cage, off the ropes and Cage drop toeholds Tomko to the ropes and then stands on his back to choke him out. Reverse DDT by Cage, goes up top and MISSES the frog splash! Tomko back with a clothesline, which gets a close two count. Cage with rights, unprettier try, countered, and Cage is NAILED with the tree slam for a close 2! Rights by Tomko in the corner, Cage powerbombs him down! Up top…FROG SPLASH connects! 1…2…NO! Tomko gets the TKO and a cover for 2! Tomko misses the bog boot, unprettier countered but Cage is able to get it this time! 1…2…3!

Winner: Christian Cage 11:00 via pin

-The King of the Mountain TNA Title Match: Joe © vs. Robert Roode vs. Booker T vs. Rhino vs. Christian Cage

-JB is in the back with AJ and Karen. AJ says they can all wait as he will go to the ring to make his announcement. AJ is heavily made up from his beating last week.

-Kurt Angle made record time from Hollywood and walks in the back.

~AJ and Karen~
Karen comes to the ring and has a mic. AJ’s music hits, but he doesn’t come out because Kurt Angle is beating the shit out of him. They brawl backstage, Kurt wins.

Kurt comes to the ring now and asks if Karen was expecting AJ. He won’t hurt her, but the world needs to know that she ruined their marriage. Kurt wants her to admit that she cheated like a prostitute. He calls her a whore, and she slaps him. AJ now rushes out and attacks Kurt before he can do anything to Karen. AJ is kicking his ass, but Team 3D, Booker and Tomko all hit the ring. They essentially prison rape AJ in the middle of the ring, ankle lock by Angle as Tomko beats on him but here comes Christian Cage. Numbers game, heel beat down. Angle kicks AJ’s ass some more, Booker with a superkick to Cage as he was being held up. It’s 5 on 2, where is Rhino’s punk ass? What about Joe? Booker with an ax kick on Cage. So, AJ, now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

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-Ray and Devon talk to someone in a room, saying they have each other’s back. JB was trying to be sneaky, but got butsted.

-We get highlights from last week.

-Tenay and West welcome us to the show.

Homicide vs. Brother Ray

Homicide in and they start brawling right away. Ray keeps pushing him off, but Homicide is pissed off and looking to beat his ass. Homicide chokes out Ray, to the corner and mounted punches on Ray. Homicide charge sin, Ray with the back elbow. Homicide counters a slam but runs into a big boot. Rights by Ray, to the corner and shoulder rams to the gut of Homicide. A big scoop slam by Ray, to the 2nd rope and say this is for Hector, and them MISSES a back splash. Rights by Homicide, off the ropes and a clothesline, another and a third but Ray is still up. Homicide to the 2nd rope and gets a dropkick and Ray is down. Up top now and a RANA by Homicide. GRINGO CUTTER by Homicide! Devon is out with the Singapore cane and that’s a DQ.

Winner: Homicide @ 3:40 via DQ

-They beat down Homicide, Devon gets a table but Hernandez is out and starts to fight off Team 3D. Border Toss try, but Booker T is out and levels Hernandez with the sidekick. They beat down LAX, cane shots and then Devon crushes the skull of Homicide with the title belt. Cane shot to Hernandez, Homicide is busted open and Ray yells at Hector and says all of the Latinos will die or some shit. They powerbomb Homicide through the table and LAX I laid out in a bloody mess.

-TO THE BACK and JB is with Karen Angle. JB says he is happy that the Angle’s are getting back together. She says to expect the unexpected. Kong and Saeed scare JB, give him a note and tell him to read it. Kong will be offering a $25,000 challenge to a fan.

-We get a video for the Beautiful People.

-Lauren is with ODB. ODB says that she hates pretty wenches, bleach blind hair and fake tits. She makes Lauren feel her tits for the rest of the interview, explains that they are real and then she promises to get revenge on Love. Ok.

-Tenay says that Gail Kim strained her MCL, and we will hear from her next week.

ODB vs. Angelina Love w/Velvet Sky

ODB takes a drink and then spits booze in Love’s face, goes after Sky and then eats a Yakuza kick from Love. Sky chokes her out as Love wipes her face on the ref’s shirt. Love slams ODB’s head to the mat, and then covers for 2. ODB fights back, but Love clubs her down. Chinlock by Love, keeps ODB down for a bit but ODB is back up. Love on her back and ODB slams her to the corner, and again and then a 3rd time to break it. Clothesline by ODB, another and then a 3rd. Sack of shit slam connects, kip up and ODB is fired up. Side slam and a cover for 2 by ODB. They counter and as they go to the ropes, Sky knocks out ODB with her own flask and Love covers for the win.

Winner: Angelina Love @ 3:20 via pin

-After the match they have the shears and go to shave ODB’s head, but Roxxi is out to make the save. She fights them off, spinebuster to Love and Roxxi gets the shears! She grabs Love, but the ref takes them away. BOOOOO! Boot to Rudy Charles…VOODOO CRUSHER~! Fuck you Rudy Charles!

-Joe and Nash walk.

-Tenay and West explain that there will be two King of the Mountain Qualifying matches.

-We get highlights of past King of the Mountain matches.

~JOE’S FABULOUS FOUR~
Joe and Nash make their way to the ring. Joe says tonight he gives us his four picks for the KOTM qualifying tournament. He and Kevin picked the baddest and the best. The first man is someone he fought all around the world. Some call him the best, Joe says he is close. AJ Styles is the first man. His 2nd and 3rd choices are easy picks, former champions at that. Rhino and Christian Cage. The 4th pick is someone that dominated, a world champion everywhere he has been, and quite possibly one of the greatest ever. He picks Booker T. Nash doesn’t look to be happy. Joe says that if Booker can make it to Slammiversary, he will find Joe waiting for him. Nash has the mic and asks what the hell is up. How could he watch his back if he isn’t in the match. Joe says the people pay to see people get beat up, not for someone to watch his back. Nash says he has been a champ for 2-months and apparently knows everything already. Nash says Joe didn’t do what he was told. When that doesn’t happen, the machine breaks down. And when that happens, they break down. Nash leaves, a sad, sad, panda.

-TO THE BACK and JB is with Angle and Trigg. He is excited, especially since Trigg is here. They go and piss, and talk about going out for beers. Trigg says he should spend time with Karen. Angle then says she has to clean the house, do the laundry and mow the lawn. They joke on JB and that’s that.

-Last week Machismo asked Val to marry him and she accepted. Lauren is with them and Dutt. They are happy. The Rock and Rave Infection is going to audition to be their wedding band. Machismo, “I hear a piano but I don’t see one!” They bust Hemme for lip-synching, and Dutt puts their fake guitars as well. Dutt apparently hired an American Idol finalist, and he will be here next week. Ace Young they say. The Rock and Rave attack them.

-MORE DISTURBING VIDEO FOOTAGE FROM ABYSS airs. He discusses torture and such. His name is Chris Parks, but he will always be Abyss. Apparently he is all cured, but he says he is not all better. He will go home, because that is for the best. Back to Mitchell? Did Judas visit him?

-Lauren is with Roode. She says he has to give Cornette credit for giving him a chance. Roode says maybe it is time to smile. He then gets pissed and says it has taken Cornette forever to see his potential. Finally he gets a chance. Why? Because the powers that be realize that there is nothing they can do to keep him down. Congrats to Booker T, he now understands. You’re welcome. As for Matt Morgan, it is about brains. What qualifies Morgan to be in the ring with Roode? This may be Roode’s only shot, and he WILL be in the KOTM match and we will all find out that it pays to be Roode. Bank on it.

King of the Mountain Qualifying Match: Robert Roode vs. Matt Morgan

They talk shit, Morgan wants a test of strength and Roode refuses. Side headlock by Roode, Morgan tosses him off of the ropes and Roode holds on. To the corner, Roode with rights, but Morgan with a whip and then a backdrop. A big boot connects, misses another in the corner and Roode with the chop block. Roode works the leg on the ropes, back in and beats Morgan down. Morgan shoves him off, rights by Roode, off the ropes and Morgan goes for a chokeslam, eye rake and Roode stops that. Morgan kicks Roode off of a spinning toehold try, Morgan to his feet and fires up, grabs Roode and head butts him. Off the ropes, side slam by Morgan. He slams him to a corner, chokes Roode out, the ref pulls him off and he picks up the ref and drops him. Roode gets the corner roll up with the ropes and that is all.

Winner: Robert Roode @ 4:10 via pin

-King of the Mountain Match: Samoa Joe © vs. Robert Roode vs. ??? vs. ???? vs. ???

-We see Eric Young searching for Elvis.

-Tenay and West talk Slammiversary.

-Another “As the Angles Turn” video runs.

~ANGLE FAMILY MATTERS~
Kurt makes his way to the ring and says it is honor to welcome the most beautiful woman in the world, his wife, Mrs. Karen Angle. She has her own music and video. Kurt says she is beautiful and he thanks her for coming here tonight. The last 2months have been tough on her and he says she now knows her role and their priorities straight. Karen says is OFFENDED by this, and says Kurt doesn’t realize the stuff he is saying. Kurt says she watches Dr. Phil and gets caught up in the drama, he is who he is. Karen says it will never work, she came with hope to make it work but he took it away. She wants a divorce. Kurt says to not say the “D” word, and says he can change to be the man she wants. She has heard it too many times, and Kurt asks if she is seeing AJ. She says they are just friends, AJ has been there for her and understands. Kurt drops to a knee and begs her for a second chance, do it for the kids, for them and the family. She drops the mic and leaves him in the ring. Kurt promises he can change but she just walks away. “KAREN! KAAARRRREN!”

-JB is with Awesome Kong and Riesha Saeed. JB says she cannot wrestle the fans, and Saeed says there is no one left for Kong to beat. Saeed has a release in case Kong breaks someone. Saeed says he will help, or Kong will break HIM!

-We get a video package, hyping the Petey Williams vs. Kaz X-Division Title match at Slammiversary.

-Lauren is with AJ. Lauren says Tomko is not happy with AJ. AJ says he and Karen are friends, but no one believes him. As far as Tomko is concerned, he had to find a partner for the tournament. Tomko is there and says it was a few times too many. AJ says he has tried to contact him, but Tomko says AJ lost the titles. He is sick of Tomko, Kurt and everyone else. He will do what he wants, he is done and will do what he wants. Tomko says he respects AJ and he can be his own man, and do it on his own.

~STING INTERVIEW: PART II~
They discuss Jarrett’s personal issues. Sting says he has seen JJ a few times, and had brief conversations. They all miss JJ, and he doesn’t wish for anyone to go through what JJ has gone though with the loss of his wife. He remembers JJ when he was a little kid, and JJ has never seen anything like the Blade Runners when they met. Next week Sting discusses feuding with Flair and his recent retirement.

-JB is in the ring and there is a ladder and the ref has the title belt. He explains the KOTM match, and is about to announce the 2nd KOTM Qualifying match when KONG comes to the ring. JB tells Saeed he wants nothing to do with it, but she insists. She has a briefcase of cash with her. Saeed says to announce the challenge or he gets destroyed. JB asks if anyone wants to face Kong. You must be female and at least 18-years old. They find some chick (someone said she goes to Team 3D’s school) and he name is Melissa. She signs the release and we head to a commercial.

KONG’S $25,000 FAN CHALLENGE: Awesome Kong vs. Melissa the Victim

Melissa the Victim has her dukes up, tries to avoid Kong but that doesn’t work. Kong drags her around by her hair, lays the boots to her and calls her on. A big right by Kong, knees and then tosses her down again. Kong then shoulder tackles her…KONG BOMB KILLS THE BITCH and that is all. That looked nasty, that chick’s knees hit her in the face.

Winner: Awesome Kong @ 1:20 via pin

-Lauren is with Team 3D and they say they gave payback to LAX. They were screwed out of the tag titles thanks to Hector Guerrero. They do what they do best, beat people up and lave them in a poll of their own blood. They then say AJ should worry, because he faces Booker T tonight. Booker says he has been here 6-months, and he has gotten no respect. He is the most decorated champion in wrestling history. He is OFFENDED by his shitty locker room. As for why he is with 3D, there is no one else to be with. Tonight AJ becomes a steppingstone on his way to becoming King of the Mountain, because he is heir to the throne. He then bitches about his locker room again, and he is sick and tired of this. He tears some shit up and that’s that.

King of the Mountain Qualifying Match: AJ Styles vs. Booker T

AJ tossed his crown away, he’s a new man now. They circle a bit, lock up, to the corner and they break. Knees and strikes by Booker, AJ avoids the sidekick, to the corner and rights by AJ. An Irish whip, corner forearm by AJ connects. Another whip, misses this time and Booker levels him with a kick. A slam by Booker, mounted rights follow and Booker celebrates a bit. Booker into the chinlock now, AJ fights to his feet and elbows out. Rights follow, off the ropes and a leg lariat by Booker lays AJ out. Booker works the arm bar, AJ gets to his feet and Booker with a knee strike. Off the ropes, counters and AJ gets a dropkick. Springboard Superman forearm by AJ gets a close 2. Tomko is out to watch the match. Booker avoids the clash, AJ goes for a springboard but Tomko trips him and a that allows Booker to get the Book End for the win.

Winner: Booker T @ 5:00 via pin

-King of the Mountain Match: Samoa Joe © vs. Robert Roode vs. Booker T vs. ???? vs. ???

-Tomko and AJ stand off now after the match, AJ shoves Tomko and we go to a commercial break. Fuck.

-Back from commercial and AJ and Tomko are brawling. Team 3D is out and AJ tries to fight them off, Booker in and finally the NUMBERS GAME GOT TO HIM. Thanks Don West. Tomko has a chain and blasts AJ with a chain wrapped right hand. The refs are cleared out and Booker chokes out Earl Hebner. AJ is busted open and they all take turns beating on him. AJ is a broken man. Karen runs out and covers up AJ. She begs off and then slaps Ray! Nice, her white shirt is covered with AJ’s blood, nice effect. Karen goes to the back as the AJ beating continues, and she returns with Kurt. Tomko is beating on AJ big time and wipes AJ’s blood on his chest. Angle has a chair and clears the ring as Karen covers up AJ. They tell Kurt to look, he does and he grabs Karen off of AJ. AJ struggles to make his feet as 3D, Booker and Tomko tell Angle to take it out on AJ. Angle them KILLS AJ with a baseball style swing of the chair. That was rather unprotected. Kurt says that this is all Karen’s fault as the show ends.

-End scene…

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-We get highlights from Sacrifice.

-Joe and Nash walk.

-Tenay and West welcome us to the show.

~THE KING OF THE MOUNTAIN MATCH RETURNS~
TNA superstars are surrounding the ring, awaiting a special announcement from TNA Champion Samoa Joe; who now makes his way to the ring. Joe says he knows they are wondering why they are there. He is there to offer them a chance, a chance of a lifetime. At Slammiversary the King of the mountain match returns. He and four other men will compete for the TNA title. He feels he should get to pick the men, but Cornette will pick four men, he will pick four and they will have a tournament to see which four people get into the match. Cornette’s four men are: Robert Roode, James Storm, Tomko and Matt Morgan. They have never had their shot at the title, so unlike Cornette he will not give out charity. He is looking for tough sons of bitches that will kick ass and take names to win the belt. For his four, they will be announced next week. There is a reason, because tonight he scouts for bad asses. Be warned, if you think your bad and can beat him, you’re wrong. Joe proclaims to be an army of one.

Booker T, who was not out there, now arrives and looks to have something to say. He wants to know why he was not picked, since he is the most decorated champion in wrestling history. Cornette picked four guys who have never had a world title shot, and didn’t pick him. Booker says that is wrong. He says Joe isn’t ducking anyone, so why for six-months he hasn’t had any talk with Joe. Why does Joe run away like a little… he won’t say it, he doesn’t want trouble. But next week, if he isn’t picked, it will be consequences and repercussions, can you dig? Joe says he doesn’t give a damn and they brawl! Rhino and Cage jump Booker and toss him. Team 3D is now at Booker’s side and hold him back. Booker challenges the three of them to a match later on tonight, and he’ll find tag partners.

-TO THE BACK and JB is with Angle and Trigg. Trigg shakes with Angle and leaves, and JB apologizes for breaking that up. Angle says he is up for a while with the neck and JB then asks about AJ and Tomko. Angle doesn’t need to deal with it, and JB asks about Kurt asking for airtime. Kurt says he won’t be in the King of the Mountain he wants Karen and the kids to move back home and will read a speech tonight.

-Lauren is with Kaz, Dutt, Machismo and Val. Tonight they face Johnny Devine and The Rock N’ Rave Infection. Kaz discusses winning the Terror Dome and wrestling in the main event. 2008 will be his year. Machismo is pacing around and talking to himself and Dutt asks what’s up with him. Dutt is concerned and asks if he wants to pray. Machismo says he has big things to think about. He leaves.

Kaz, Black Machismo w/SoCal Val and Sonjay Dutt vs. Johnny Devine and The Rock N’ Rave Infection (Hoyt and Rave) w/Christy Hemme

Hoyt and Dutt to begin, and Hoyt just slams him to the corner tags Rave in and they work double teams, including a hip toss/shining wizard combo. Tag to Devine, chops to Dutt and an Irish whip and Dutt avoids Devine, springs in and tags Machismo Missile dropkick to Devine, jabs, hip toss, cartwheel and then gets distracted by Hemme. Devine gains control, snap suplex and then nails Dutt. Hoyt tags in, jabs by Machismo, off the ropes and a cross body, caught and Hoyt plays air guitar on his ass and gets the sack of shit slam, cover for 2. Machismo manages a tag, Dutt in and dropkicks Rave, flips out of a chokeslam and then gets a spinning tornado DDT for 2. Machismo in and he and Dutt double team Rave, Kaz tags in and levels Hoyt with a kick and gets the pin.

Winners: Dutt, Kaz and Machismo @ 2:58 via pin

- Machismo calls Val into the ring, goes to his fanny pack and he has a ring. He drops to a knee and asks Val to marry him at Slammiversary. Val: “Ohhhh yeah!” They kiss and Dutt is NOT happy about this!

-Tenay and West jabber about Abyss. We get a video history about Abyss.

-We now get the DISTURBING video footage, which shows Abyss in a straight jacket in an asylum. No, no, not the Nashville asylum. Apparently you get cameras in Asylums now, if you behave. For months the padded walls have been his home. He has been treated like a lab rat, but he committed himself. He’s a masochist, because he loves pain and blood. The torture was never enough. He is almost cured, and he will be able to go home soon…hooray?

-Tenay and West discuss Sacrifice and TO THE BACK with Lauren, who is with Joe and Nash. Nash says there was no misunderstanding, and he was playing the mental game. He and Joe had to come to a common ground, and he thinks it is all good now. Joe now says he will reveal his picks next week. This week Booker is his focus. He respects Booker, but doesn’t like him. He knows Booker is trying to recapture the glory that Joe has. Booker wishes he could get back what he once had. Tonight, Booker will know Joe real well. Can you dig THAT, sucka?

-We get a video history for Gail Kim vs. Awesome Kong.

TNA KNOCKOUTS TITLE MATCH: Awesome Kong © w/Riesha Saeed vs. Gail Kim

Lock up and to the corner, back fist misses for Kong and Kim with forearm shots. Knees now, Irish whip, reversal and Kim avoids a charge and then they blow a RANA spot. Kim counters a Bomb, rolls her up for 2. Saeed trips up Kim as she shoots off the ropes, and ODB is out to even the odds. Kong takes Kim to the corner and we see Sky and Salinas come to the ring. Chops by Kong, Kim back with boots but gets beat down. More chicks come to the ring and we take a commercial @ 2:30 as the ref tries to control the chicks on the floor.

Back @ 5:22 as Kong slams down Kim. To the corner, Irish whip and Kim tries a roll up, and then gets an arm bar! Kong powers her up and hangs her over the ropes, but Kim hangs on. She breaks and goes up top, rights to Kong, back in and off the ropes but Kong kills her with a Vader body splash. A camel clutch by Kong HUMBLES Kim! She escapes, rights to Kong, kicks now and then Kong levels her with a clothesline. Kong bomb try, countered and they blew what looked like an arm drag try there. IMPLANT BUSTER by Kong gets a close 2. Kong to the 2nd rope, MISSES the Awesome Press! They fight to their feet, clotheslines by Kim, Kong still up and then a front lung blower rocks Kong. Kong misses a corner splash, SPEAR to Kong! 1…2…NO! Kong with the BACK FIST, and covers for 2. Kim to the 2nd rope, comes off and levels Kong and covers for 2! Up top again, SENTON by Kim! 1…2…NO! Saeed distracts the ref, ODB pulls her off, the chicks brawl on the floor and Kim rolls up Kong for 2. Dropkick to Kong, up top again but Love tosses her off! She clutches her knee on landing, and this allows Kong to KILL her with the KONG BOMB for the win.

Winner: Awesome Kong @ 10:32 via pin

-Brooks, Salinas and ODB all check on Gail as the bad girls celebrate her defeat. Refs come to the ring as they all try to help.

-Back from commercial and Tenay and West discuss the knee injury to Kim. We see replays. They promise to update us. Earlier tonight Angle promised a speech and we get a cheesy ass history of the Angle Family video.

~ANGLE FAMILY MATTERS or AS THE ANGLES TURN~
Kurt has BALLOONS! He’s a hopeless romantic. He says Karen left him and didn’t kick him out of the house. He has to do this right, so he needs our support. He wrote a letter, and asks for compassion, he hurt his neck in Korea. He puts the balloons down. “Karen, my wife, till death, I know you at your mother’s watching, and you’re miserable without me. I apologize for that. But Karen, I am giving you the chance to come back to me where you belong. You feel neglected, but Karen, you just need to get your priorities straight. If you understand the title is first, medals second, kids third, and you fourth, well tied for third, then everything will be ok. You know I am not good at this, I am wearing my best suit, and bought stupid balloons. Am I the romantic type? No, that’s for wussies. But I took the time to write the speech and am willing to be the bigger person and forgive you for your failures as a wife. Karen, it takes a man of his stature to come out here and do this, and I hope you appreciate it. I ask that you show up next week…” And he is cut off by commercial! And then they come back for 5 seconds, and it is gone again. Wow, that was bush league. Thanks SPIKE TV.

-JB is with LAX, Salinas and Hector Guerrero. Cide says they are number one again. Nobody gave them a chance, but they needed Hector as the added spice. Hector accuses JB of staring at Salinas’ breast, I know I was. They have started the revolution and now the Latino Nation unites! Um, tons of Spanish talk, LA RASA! BLLLLLLAT~!

NON-TITLE MATCH: LAX (Homicide y Hernandez) © w/Salinas and Hector Guerrero vs. The Motor City Machineguns (Sabin and Shelley)

Cide and Shelley to begin. Lock up, counters and Cide escapes a head scissors and into a side headlock. To thier feet, counters by Shelley into a wristlock, rights now, uppercuts by Cide and then an overhead toss on Shelley. A snap suplex, rolls into another suplex and then tags Hernandez, suplex into the Mexican back breaker and a cover for 2. Tag back to Cide, head butts to the side of Shelley, but he shoves Cide into a kick by Sabin, dropkick into a flatliner by Shelley and Sabin. Sabin in, double ax smash to Cide, tosses him to the corner, snap mare and leg drop by Sabin gets 2. Shelley tags in, snap mare and a knee drop and cover for 2. Sabin back in, double team attack to the arm of Cide, chokes out Cide in the corner, an Irish whip and back elbow by Sabin. Springs in, but Cide catches him in a TBONE. Hernandez tags in, double clothesline to the Guns. Backdrop to Sabin, CRACKA JACK to Shelley! Hernandez just tosses them around, goes for a border toss but Sabin with a running Enziguri. They try a double suplex, but Hernandez suplxes them both. Cide tosses Shelley, up top now, Hernandez has Sabin on his shoulders and they get the 5150 DOOMSDAY GRINGO CUTTER~! 1…2…3.

Winners: LAX @ 4:30 via pin

-JB tries to interview Booker, and 3D is there to kick him out. Booker now says that nothing is wrong with him, it is problems with TNA. They signed the 5-time WCW champion and most decorated champion in wrestling history. He has been disrespected, and tonight Joe tries to touch him. Well tonight he will prove why he is heir to the throne. Devon now says A BROTHA IS PISSED OFF. They jumped at the chance to take out Cage and Rhino, it is all about respect and they should know their place. So when the night is done, you can thank then as they are the greatest tag team n the history of the business. Tonight they will be in the ring, together, with royalty.

-We see Eric Young searching for Elvis. A man in a LUCHA mask picks him up as he is hitchhiking.

-Wait, I know who he’ll find!

Joke Credit: Chris Lansdell

-Tenay had a chance to sit down with Sting this week. PART I: THE BEGINNING. He used to run a health club, and got broken in by Rick Bassman. He went to camp and had previously met Jim Helwig. They got together, sent out resumes and Jerry Jarrett hired them. Tenay makes sure to mention that Helwig in the Ultimate Warrior. They had a rough year as the Blade Runners. Didn’t we see this before?

-Bald Roxxi walks.

-Lauren is with the Beautiful People. She is angry with them for what happened to Roxxi. Sky calls her a BIATCH. They are the hottest things in TNA and are always featured. Love says not to blame them, Roxxi is so disgusting and ugly, she needs a paper bag. Love says Lauren needs to back of and asks how she would look without her hair. They threaten a makeover is she steps out of line again. They say we can look all we want, but can’t touch the beautiful people.

ODB and Roxxi vs. The Beautiful People (Angelina Love and Velvet Sky)

Roxxi is sporting a new look as she and ODB charge the ring and we’re underway. Sky and ODB go at it, ODB gets the sack of shit slam, kips up and plays the rusty trombone. Tag to Roxxi, a slam and cover for 2. Roxxi tosses Love in, rights to her, forearms and then Love is able to kick her away, avoids a dropkick and gets mounted rights. Snap mare by Love, basement dropkick and a cover for 2. Tag to Sky, a slam by Love and then they double elbow drop connects and Sky covers for 2. Sky chokes out Roxxi, an Irish whip and Sky with a corner clothesline. Sky then gets a wacky ass octopus hold, Love nails ODB and the Beautiful People double team Roxxi in their corner. Roxxi shoves off Sky, misses an Enziguri but manages to kick Sky away and tags in ODB. Top rope clothesline to Sky, dropkick to Love, a slam and then slams Sky onto Love. Powerslam by ODB on Sky gets 2 as Love makes the save. Roxxi in, but she gets slammed to the corner. Love dropkicks ODB and Sky rolls up ODB for the win.

Winners: The Beautiful People @ 4:30 via pin

-Lauren is with Cage and Rhino. Cage says that he knew Booker wasn’t a good guy, they have history and Cage says it is the same as it always was. Cage never respected him. Booker used to look down on Cage, and everyone else did as well. But now everyone knows that Booker is nothing but a piece of shit. Rhino says they have history with 3D, and everyone knows it. They fought together, they built a company based on extreme, but tonight they are his enemies and he will beat them to a bloody pulp as he drags their bodies down memory lane.

Team 3D (Ray and Devon) and Booker T vs. Samoa Joe, Christian Cage and Rhino

Joe and Devon to begin, Joe goes after Booker, but 3D beats on Joe in the corner and Devon has control. Joe with boots, 2nd rope leg lariat and Joe covers for 2 as Booker makes the save. All 6 brawl a bit, Cage up top and gets a HUGE cross body to the floor onto Ray! Joe and Devon brawl on the ramp as Rhino and Booker pair off. Ray and Cage are in the crowd now, and after slamming Cage to the railing Ray shoves Hector Guerrero, who is at his position at the Spanish Announce Table. We now head to a commercial @ 2:20.

Back @ 5:30 as Rhino battles with Devon. Devon chokes him out, Ray then gets in some cheap shots. Devon slams down Rhino, does the Hogan ear cup and drops the big leg for 2. Ray tags in, neck breaker and a cover for 2. Front facelock by Ray, Rhino with rights to escape, off the ropes and right into a Uranage by Ray for 2. Joe made the save. Booker tags in, rights to Rhino, side kick connects and Booker covers for 2. Devon tags back in, rights to Rhino as Booker held him and then Ray tags back in. Elbows to Rhino, off the ropes, reversal and a spinebuster by Rhino! BOTH men are down, they crawl and Joe tags in! House of fire on 3D, tosses Ray into Devon, ENZIGURI to Devon and calls on Booker. He’s in and they brawl, rights by Joe and gets a sweet leg lariat to Booker. XPLODER TO DEVON! Ray makes the save, everyone in and Rhino works over Booker, but gets tosses to the floor. 3D try on Joe, Cage with a missile dropkick to Ray to stop that, snap slam on Devon by Joe and that’s all.

Winners: Samoa Joe, Christian Cage and Rhino @ 10:30 via pin

-After the match Team 3D attacks Hector Guerrero and basically they just whoop his ass. Joe, Rhino and Cage all celebrate, Booker then holds them off with a chair and by the time they get backstage Hector is laid out and is a bloody mess. Where the hell was LAX?

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- Team 3D defeated Sting & James Storm in a Deuces Wild Quarterfinal
- Christian Cage & Rhino beat Booker T & Robert Roode in a Deuces Wild Quarterfinal. Booker T attacked Cage and Rhino after the bout.
- The Latin American Xchange beat Kip James & Matt Morgan in a Deuces Wild Quarterfinal
- AJ Styles & Super Eric defeated BG James & Awesome Kong in a Deuces Wild Quarterfinal
- Kaz won the first-ever TerrorDome match to become the #1 contender to the X Division Championship, as well as a shot at the World Title in the main event.
- Team 3D defeated Christian Cage and Rhino in the Deuces Wild Semifinal
- The Latin American Xchange beat AJ Styles & Eric Young in the Deuces Wild Semifinal
- Gail Kim won the TNA Knockout Makeover match, earning a Women’s Title shot. Roxxi Laveaux ended up getting her head shaved, thanks to interference by Angelina Love.
- The Latin American Xchange defeated Team 3D in the finals of the Deuces Wild Tournament to become the new TNA World Tag Team Champions
- Samoa Joe defeated Scott Steiner and Kaz in the main event to retain the TNA World Heavyweight Championship

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-We get highlights of last week’s show.

-Tenay and West welcome us to the show.

-Jim Cornette is in the ring with the tag titles. Last week he introduced us to the Egotistical Eight, and now this week he needs to clear some things up. He brings them out: James Storm w/Miss Jackie, Robert Roode, Sting, Booker T, BG James, Kip James, Matt Morgan and Awesome Kong w/Riesha Saeed. Cornette then says he explained things last week, however people keep calling him and bothering him about who will be paired with who. Sting was the only one not to call and complain. Out of the goodness of his heart, he will announce two of the teams for the tournament. This is a random draw and he is doing it as a favor to them. The first name is Sting. He heads to the ring and his partner will be James Storm. Storm says they aren’t friends and he wasn’t a Sting fan because his mother didn’t let him play with make up. They brawl and Sting runs him off. Cornette is pissed and says that the teams that get selected will have matches with each other. Sting and Storm will have a match later tonight and it will be a NO DQ match!

-JB is in the back and we see Rhaka Khan, Petey and Steiner arrive in a limo. JB asks him about the main event. Steiner says they will co-exist to take out Joe. Angle arrives and says they have an understanding, for one night. They will beat Joe so bad that he will have nothing left, and they will have a singles match for the title. Then they will kill each other. Steiner agrees and they shake.

-Tenay and West discuss the TERROR DOME, which will feature the X-Division. If I had to guess, it will feature these men: Black Machismo vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Jimmy Rave vs. Curry Man vs. Johnny Devine vs. Shark Boy vs. Consequences Creed vs. Kaz vs. Chris Sabin vs. Alex Shelley. And they conform this on commentary.

Non-Title X-Division Match: Petey Williams © w/Rhaka Khan vs. Jimmy Rave w/Hemme and Hoyt vs. Johnny Devine vs. Curry Man vs. Shark Boy vs. Consequences Creed

Devine and Creed to begin. Side headlock to begin, takedown and a leg scissors by Creed. Escape by Devine, and a after some counters by both men, Creed misses a corner charge. He’ll then spring to the top rope and get a cross body for 2. Jabs, split rights and a tag to Curry Man. Curry Man works the arm, eye poke by Devine and he springs up, back flips off and gets a DDT on Curry Man. Tag to Sharky, Devine tags in Rave and Sharky lays the boots to Rave. Petey levels Sharky, tags himself in and poses. Sidekick to Sharky, jawbreaker and then a spinkick connects. Devine tags in and he and Rave beat down Sharky. Rave tags in, stomp to Sharky and a cover for 2. Devine tags back in, suplex and Devine goes up top and MISSES a 450 on Sharky! Devine tags Rave, Curry Man tags in as well and backdrops Rave. STO connects and then sets him in the corner. STRUT and then a side kick to Petey, to the corner and the ass ram by Curry Man. Up top now, cross body to Rave gets 2. Creed made the save. Curry Man tossed to the floor, RANA by Petey on Curry Man. Rave misses a charge at Creed and falls to the floor. Code breaker by Sharky on Devine. Creed with jabs on Sharky. Creed tosses him to the floor and he wipes out a few guys. SUICIDE SENTON BYCREED to the floor! Petey in, Chummer blocked and he then gets it on Devine. CREEDDT on Sharky. DESTROYER ON CREED~! Spice Rack countered, and Rave is in, counters a sunset flip and breaks Petey’s face. That had to suck. Curry Man and Rave in, slingshot suplex connects. Hemme distracts the ref, she and Curry Man dance, spice rack countered and Rave gets the move that rocks the world for the win!

Winner: Jimmy Rave @ 7:35 via pin

-The Rock and Rave celebrate on the floor.

-Frank Trigg will be back for Sacrifice to do commentary for the TNA Title match. Rick Steiner will also be in attendance.

-To the back and JB is with Sting. Sting. Has to face his tag team partner tonight in a no DQ match. This is wrestling, a circus, the way he likes it. Tonight they go old school and beat each other down. And by the time the PPV comes around, Storm will be a good soldier and they will win the tag titles.

-Don West runs down some TNA live dates.

-We get an LAX video history.

-Tenay and West discuss the involvement of Hector Guerrero as well as the tournament as a whole.

-CRYSTAL (~!) is in Cornette’s office with all of the Knockouts that will be in the makeover battle royal. He says they all make more static than a $2 IPOD. But he isn’t mean, and he wants them to think of him as a father. He has made an immunity match tonight, and the winner of the match will be immune from the head shaving at Sacrifice. It is a POLE MATCH, he looks around the room and thinks many of them has experience with poles. HUZZAH~! He will put barber sheers on the pole, who ever gets it is immune. If you win the match tonight, but lose Sunday, the runner up gets their head shaved. This Sunday someone will get their head shaved.

-JB is with Rhino and Cage. JB says they are heavily favored to win the tag titles this Sunday. Cage says that he and Rhino have known each other half of their lives. They have worked together and beat each others asses. They have the advantage. Team 3D is here and they are OFFENDED. Cage makes weight jokes, and Ray says the math is that they have 20-tag title runs. Ray makes a mistake and Rhino corrects him. Ray says that they are the best tam of all time and that he has beat his ass for the last 10-years. Ray says Devon poked Cage’s wife 20-times and they brawl. Rhino and Ray both shop at Wal-Mart, I know, I have the same shorts. 3D takes control and LAX rush in and they clean house. BORDER TOSS TO CAGE INTO A WALL~! TO LIVE AND DIE IN LAX BITCHES! 5150!

-We see highlights of the tag team brawl backstage.

Knockouts Immunity ~POLE~ Match Roxxi vs. Velvet Sky vs. Angelina Love vs. Christy Hemme vs. Gail Kim vs. ODB vs. Salinas vs. vs. Miss Jackie Moore vs. Traci Brooks

They all run to a corner like mice running a maze for some quality cheese. Big cluster brawl, Gail and Roxxi pair off and Gail gets a RANA. Moore and Gail pair off, a whip and Gail avoids the charge and then tries to stop Brooks from climbing. They brawl up top and Brooks gets a FACE PLANT off of the top! She tries to climb again, but Moore folds her up with a German! ODB and Moore climb and Moore is kicked off. Salinas stops ODB, kicks her to the floor and then Roxxi is over to stop her. Tornado DDT by Salinas to Roxxi, she climbs now and Love and Sky stop her. They slam her off the top, double team elbow drop but Hemme and Gail beat them down. Hemme climbs, ODB up to stop her but gets tossed off. Hemme stops climbing, but misses her fire crotch leg drop. She is dumb. Brooks climbs, ODB stops her and goes up top…SACK OF SHIT SLAM off of the 2nd rope! VOODOO CRUSHER on Salinas by Roxxi! Hemme climbs, ODB and Gail stop her and Love and Sky over…TOWER OF DOOOOOOOOOM~! Roxxi climbs, Love stops her and chops away at her. She then knocks her to the floor and climbs up and Brooks grabs her leg and tosses hr off of the top to the floor and she wipes out Roxxi! Moore tosses Sky into Brooks and they fall to the floor! Moore climbs, ODB stops that and ELECTRIC CHAIR DROP! Gail climbs now and gets the sheers and wins the match! That was pretty damn good.

Winner of Immunity: Gail Kim @ 5:30

-Crystal is with Joe and Nash. Nash is holding the belt again. Joe says he knows that Angle and Steiner have a plan, but he has one as well, his insurance policy, Nash. They better bring bats and pipes, because they will never take the belt from him, he will die before he gives it up. Tonight he doesn’t go into battle alone. Nash says it will take a lot more than strength to take the title from Joe.

NO DQ MATCH: James Storm vs. Sting

They begin brawling on the floor and into the crowd. They slam each other into the wall, Storm gets a double ax off of a table and then rights to Sting. Sting reverses a whip and sends Storm into the wall and it breaks. Back ringside, Storm drinks some beer and spits it into Sting’s face! Not exactly communion there for Sting. Storm gets a table now and slides it into the ring. Boots to Sting, he lays the table in the corner and nails Sting with a hard right. Sting counters a whip with a clothesline. Up top and a big splash MISSES! Storm sets, misses the last call but levels the ref. Scorpion deathlock by Sting, Jackie is out and has a chair. Sting goes to get the ref, Storm has the chair, misses and but Storm gets a dropkick. Chair shot to Sting and he is down. Cover 1…2…no. Storm with rights to Sting, misses a corner splash and Sting connects with the Stinger splash. Up top and gets the big splash this time and Storm kicks out at 2. Jackie is on the apron, distracts the ref and Sting sees her. He takes the bat from her, Storm misses a bottle shot as Sting blocked it. Death Drop on Storm. Lays Storm on the table in the corner, Stinger splash through the table. Another death drop by Sting and that is all. Congratulations James Storm, you’re officially Sting’s bitch again!

Winner: Sting @ 5:25 via pin

-JB is with Kip James. JB and Kip have a metro-sexual discussion about their outfits, and then Kip says no one is on the same planet as the MEGA STAR Kip James. He has taken three different partners to tag team gold. He made DX, not the redneck or glad to have a heartbeat kid, not Waltman (even though he likes him) or the big nose water spitting, you know who he means. Let’s talk about WWE some more Kip.

-Jim Cornette is out to announce the next random tag team. He brings out the six people left, and the next tag team is Matt Morgan and Kip James. YA TAG TEAMS THAT HATE EACH OTHER! Run Matt, run; Kip is a black hole of charisma! Kip talks shit and says he is his daddy, and he will give the orders. Morgan then nods his head in agreement. Cornette asks if Matt has a reply, and Morgan says SUCK IT and they brawl. Security breaks them up, but they keep brawling. Cornette says fuck it and begins their match.

Matt Morgan vs. “THE MEGA STAR” Kip James

Big back elbow by Morgan to Kip, and he rolls to the floor. We head to a commercial @ 0:20.

We are back from commercial @ 3:40 with Morgan in control. Morgan charges and misses a boot, crotches himself and Kip knocks him to the floor. He follows, slams Morgan into the railing and then rolls him back into the ring for a cover, but only gets 1. Kip lays the boots to Morgan, but Morgan fires back, and levels Kip with two clotheslines. Off the ropes, another clothesline and then a big side slam gets a cover for 2. Big boot by Kip charges in and misses the corner charge and Morgan gets a bicycle kick (Big Man Starter Kit: Finisher #4) to finish it.

Winner: Matt Morgan @ 5:50 via pin

-Crystal is with BG James. It is he, Booker, Roode and Kong. He says it is a great list, and says Booker T and he are similar in many ways. Roode is rich, good looking athletic, everything he isn’t. Awesome Kong is awesome, and he says bring her his way because it is the only way he will look good.

-Tenay and West run down the Sacrifice PPV, with the tag tournament, THE TERROR DOME, The knockout makeover battle royal ladder hair match and the three way for the TNA title.

-JB is with Steiner, Angle, Petey and Khan. Steiner says he doesn’t like Angle, but they have to work together to hurt Joe for their good and for the good of TNA, because Joe is a fat ass. Angle says he doesn’t know if Steiner can handle the plan. They argue and start to sing “anything you can do I can do better,” but Petey stops that and says that they argue because they are so similar, and that they only need 10 small minutes to get the job done. All they need is ten itty-bitty minutes, just ten teensy-weensy minutes.

-We get a video history of Joe vs. Steiner vs. Angle.

Scott Steiner w/Rhaka Khan and Kurt Angle vs. Samoa Joe and Kevin Nash

Angle and Nash to begin. Lock up and rights by Angle, which just anger Nash and he beats Angle down and to the corner. Snake eyes by Nash and then a clothesline levels Angle, and a cover for 2. Joe tags in, head butts by Joe and then jabs. Snap mare, chops, kick and the knee drop by Joe connects. To the corner, tag to Nash and chops by Joe to Angle, Angle then rakes the eyes of Nash and Steiner tags in, chops to Nash, but Nash comes back with a big boot. Angle distracts the ref, LOW BLOW by Steiner and Nash is down. Steiner lays the boots to Nash, knocks Joe off of the apron and tags in Angle. Angle rakes the eyes, rights to Nash in the corner and then boots to the knees of Nash. Angle distracts the ref, Steiner in and beats down Nash as Joe tries to get into help. A clothesline by Steiner drops Nash, tag to Angle and they continue the attack. Back suplex by Angle on Nash and a cover for 2. Angle works the chinlock, Nash fights to his feet, elbows out and then catches Angle with a side slam. Nash crawls…Angle grabs his leg and tries to pull him back, Steiner in and Nash gets the tag but the ref didn’t see it. Joe in, kicks ass, slams Angle into Steiner and then gets a running powerslam. Corner clothesline to Steiner, Steiner reverses a whip, STJOE~! Snap slam on Angle! CLUTCH ON STEINER! Angle breaks that up, Angle slam on Joe! Nash goes for a chokeslam, Steiner with a pipe shot to Nash, Angle slam and then Steiner covers Nash for the win.

Winners: Scott Steiner and Kurt Angle @ 6:10 via pin

-Angle isn’t happy that Steiner stole the pin. Steiner celebrates and Angle attacks! Snags him off of the 2nd rope and gets an ANGLE SLAM! Ankle lock on Steiner! Steiner taps as the show ends.

-We get a video package hyping Sacrifice.

-End scene…

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